“I notoriously don’t pay my own employees anywhere near their value. What makes you think I’m paying full price for a qualified plastic surgeon?”

But, to be fair and balanced, have you considered the many pros of bigotry?

It’s important for the discourse that you respect my position, no matter how dogshit it is or how poorly I defend it.

/s

Yeah, the message is “pay this guy or he’ll kill you”. How is that not clear?

They have another name for criminals that lend you money and just ask you pay it back over time with some interest tacked on. They’re called banks.

That’s… the point of the descriptive tags?

I’ve never played a Souls game. Nothing about “you’re supposed to die a lot and redo it all until you’ve mastered it” is appealing to me. I don’t have the patience for it.

I’m not saying thats a bad format for a game. I just don’t want to spend my free time and money on something I’m sure I won’t like.

“And its still the utmost tragedy that he was so mercilessly slaughtered.”

“And the US soldiers and civilians in Iran that have been killed since the illegal war actually started?”

“Ehh, these things happen.”

Why isn’t GenZ participating in our accelerated hellscape?

Sounds like old people don’t deserve end of life care and “The Left” needs to be more tolerant of Nazis.

But what part is inaccurate? Its easy if you know how to do it and daunting if you don’t.

More like installing a subcutaneous implant

“It’s easy, man. You just need to inject this needle under your skin. What do you mean you’re uncomfortable doing that? Anybody can do it. And if you don’t like it, you can just use the same needle to pull the pill back out and you’ll be back where you started, no harm done. Now, there’s about 48 different pills you can choose from that vary in performance and legitimacy. I use Grafff (yes, with 3 Fs, two Fs is the legacy version), but you could start with NBOSC or RBOSC or LBOSC. But you could also try Flan or Yellow Welly. You could try Trim, but it takes some getting used to not having eyes. Honestly, its not that bad though. Anyway, once you have QBOSC (I mentioned QBOSC, right? It meant replace RBOSC but they split and are just two different things now) you’ll need to find this thing called DaemonFlare to make your legs work so you can play games and stuff. The whole thing should take like 20 minutes… or 9 days to work out the issues”

The people in this thread are either misunderstanding you (thinking you have a big 8" slab of snow on your roof) or are unfamiliar with regularly snowy places, or are completely unhinged. That, or I misunderstand and you are talking about driving with inches of snow on your roof, in which case, yeah brush off what you can before driving.

But I get it, especially when it gets a bit warmer and the snow kinda melts a bit and gets icy and sticks.

The hot water will melt the snow and ice, don’t worry. The car wash deals with ice chunks from wheel wells all the time. Its just more water and road grime.

You mean his real face, or the person whose face he stole to put over his own face?

What’s worse is when you expect it, so you wait a second, and it still hasn’t loaded, so you click and the instant you click it shifts to an ad.

Reminds me of the TTRPG Shadowrun. Sometimes its hard to sell the corporate dystopia when you’re describing eating & drinking soy products because meat is prohibitively expensive and they can sell the effect of dubious cash crops like coffee and chocolate with a soy based alternative.

Ngl, digital tantric neural sex link seems pretty fuckin’ rad.

I guess they left out the part where it implants Taco Bell ads, mines your subconscious for thought crimes, and sells the data so people can have virtual sex with your likeness. Less rad.

Quiet neighbours were the best Nazis.

Isn’t that the call of the blackbird?

I remember as a lad hearing a swelling, constant hum as black winged creatures flew around the neighbourhood. No one else seemed to mind or notice, so I assumed they were blackbird.

Blackbird are the ones that look like human faces, right?

But they stole millions! that only leaves… $4.98 billion out of the full $5 billion in profit this year!

Call the government, we’re gonna need another bailout.

Kind of a grey area, though.

If you see someone out picking mushrooms and they pick a poisonous one and you don’t say anything, sure, its not your responsibility.

If you take someone out to pick mushrooms and they pick a poisonous one and you know its poisonous and you let them eat it anyway, that’s criminal.

You can’t argue that someone that hosts free mushrooms hunting tours into dangerous territory and allows a bunch of amatuers to pick and eat deadly mushrooms isn’t liable.

What? Senate on an annual paid vacation ten times longer and more lucrative than you could possibly have?

Ah, the ol’ “I don’t know what he was saying, but I know it was bad”