Nothing a little spray tan can’t fix.
Nothing a little spray tan can’t fix.
“Sorry, I can’t come to the rich person party. I’ve got the flu. Can’t leave my mansion.”
“Again? That’s the 7th time this month Bruce!”
Oh really?! I’m gonna have to bring my straw with me next time! Sounds delicious! Just let me double check my life insurance policy real quick.
Been dealing with nicotine withdrawals which have resulted in a lack of sleep all week. But I’m getting through it.
Someone from my place of work passed away Tuesday night after being hospitalized last weekend. A solid reminder that it could be worse, so I’ll keep my complaints to a minimum.