She doesn’t RUN?

No, she DOESN’T run.

(For anyone not getting this one, the whole thing is full of Bioshock Infinite references. Not the cats page. The one by “Dr” Booker DeWitt.)

The Veryovkina Cave in Georgia, for anybody else curious.

Florida survived 😣

MUM IT’S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!

“If you could eliminate three foods from existence, what would you pick?”

“What’s your earliest memory?”

Time to invest in concrete companies. The demand is going to be HUGE!

Sadly confirmed: https://www.livescience.com/38371-two-worms-worm-cut-in-half.html

I never watched Phantom 2040, but I just wanted to say that I remember Phantom from Defenders of the Earth and it was nice to see him show up here on Lemmy :)

Walk away NOW. If the issues are known ahead of purchase insurance won’t cover them. You do NOT want to have to declare subsidence on your insurance quotes - most brokers just won’t cover you. Almost everything you said is a huge red flag and there are probably more “nice surprises” to come. If you have a mortgage approved already then go and find another property.

If this is your dream house, at least get a building & contents insurance quote before you go any further. You don’t want any further surprises.

Edit: source: bought a money-pit house, thought we had subsidence, we didn’t but it was a huge hassle and a lot of stress regardless. We got a bonus moth infestation out of it, though!