Lots more than just that.. Dude should probably see a cardiologist.

The zombie apocalypse starts when the bottom chamber fills up.

or

and

The shit we’re calling “AI” these days will never gain sentience. If we had the sci-fi, actual thinky type of AI, the tech would be a LOT more exciting.

When life gives you sub par copper, make sub par copperaid!

Love me a meme with variable text color to maintain contrast against a changing background.

I think The Last Jedi is the fourth best Star Wars film, behind only the original trilogy

I had a prof describe the nucleus as “the power house of cell function” and the confusion that statement caused was fucking palpable lol.

Yeah it got to about a full foot long - I was on track to look like Gandalf, but it was just as itchy at 12 months as it was at two weeks, and I spent WAY too much money on conditioners, beard oil, mustache wax, etc.

My hair grows thick and fast, but the hair itself is brittle - I’d press on my beard and I could hear faint little clicks from hairs breaking, so there was always a layer underneath that was perma-new-beard length.

Looked good though - I did get lots of compliments lol!

Thought that was sheep’s blood agar for a sec, but that one’s darker iirc… which was the light red one? Or are there several?

Currently a surgical tech, and looking back semester 1 in pretty much every test there were at least a few questions that I knew the answer to because of my job; but that I’m positive we didn’t even scratch in lecture or any of the assigned reading; and a lot of questions that we only kind of covered, but required a lot of reading between the lines which was also made way easier by my ST experience.

Idk how people who don’t already have a medical background are doing it.

Just finished the 1st semester of nursing school!

*bends over* Do your worst.

shave fucking pets

One of the great things about ‘fuck’ is that it’s so incredibly versatile; but one of the major drawbacks of it is that it’s so incredibly versatile.

Demonstration of how ridiculously fast bacteria evolve:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=plVk4NVIUh8&pp=ygUYMTAwMHggcmVzaXN0YW50IGJhY3Rlcmlh

My money’s on climate.

The range on Blink is OP AF.

Wait a minute, I’ve seen this logic before…

In their defense, that’s still better than most news.

Hold up, so the dude whining about the whole “preoccupied with could, never thought about should” was just talking out of his ass?? We’re literally biblically obligated to clone those raptors! YES we should!

Depends on the topic. Like when cloning comes up, people tend not to Bible thump; instead they explain that we shouldn’t do it because they saw a movie about a fully automated theme park featuring dinosaurs.

You know… evidence!