See this is one of my favorite aspects of Greek mythology. The fact that gods are openly seen as being flawed by the same things that corrupt humans.

Zeus was a jealous horny corrupt prick. Because that’s how most kings were.

Poseidon was fickle and quick to anger. Because that’s how the seas were.

Hades was dark and cold and terrifying. Because that’s what death was (yes I know thanatos is the true god of death but more so the lighter side of it)

Each god has the flaws of the very part of nature they claim to rule over and I think that’s neat cause most religions try to make their gods seem perfect whereas Greek mythology puts all those flaws on display

They make games where you have to spell words quickly or you lose and that’s how I learned as a kid.

Like one where you’re in a spaceship and have to shoot lasers at asteroids that are coming at your ship. You have to spell the word that’s written on the asteroid to hit it with a laser.

Idk if any of them are free but they’re basically simple coded flash games so I’m sure you could find one on the internet pretty easily

The new lady and the tramp movie looks interesting

To an extent imo. If you keep hearing the same things from everyone you might wanna reflect a little.

Only time I pee standing up is if I’m outside or I’m at work and have zero time to waste

Yeah all I see is Shinji and Misato

I remember a small jeans era as well

Satire dies when reality becomes this crazy.

I honestly don’t know how the onion is still in business when you have to try this hard to come up with something that actually feels satirical instead of just another normal headline in a sea of the unimaginable

It’s happened… to my friend of course! Definitely never happened to me, no sir!

If you got shrunk to that size you’d immediately suffocate as your diaphragm would no longer be strong enough to pull enough air into your lungs.

Yes I’m fun at parties.

Goodbye.

Iirc is defined by size.

If the biggest religions were only believed by a few hundred/thousand people they’d be treated like nothing more than the cults they are.

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My guy I made myself pass out trying to go super saiyan. Of course I’ve tried using the force

This is how I am with pretty much any mmo games.

I’ll get through the normal level up/equipment upgrades and then to get any of the better items you have to grind for specific items that have like a fuckin 1 in 10,000 drop rate from a boss that takes a full raid party to beat and takes over an hour to finish. Oh and you need like 50 of said item and you can only run the dungeon on the 3rd Sunday of the month or some shit like that.

And this is pretty much the standard for mmo games

How skibidi of you

What gets me is like why are people upvoting this shit here? Most of these posts the top comment is complaining about the censorship yet these posts get thousands of upvotes.

Iirc there’s a deliberate few seconds delay in the broadcast so censors have time to cover things.

Fallout 3 or New Vegas. I can’t remember which cause they’re both pretty close in overall hours played.

I look at and treat humanity as if I’m observing and interacting with wild animals.