Oh you think you can convince me to read the paper with a clever title?
But you’ve ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD: Terminally Online!
Effect: Reading the title counts as reading the content.
Oh you think you can convince me to read the paper with a clever title?
But you’ve ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD: Terminally Online!
Effect: Reading the title counts as reading the content.
Well now you butcher the language and your fellow countrymen. I’d say you learnt everything we had to teach you, aside from how to spell properly.
MFW the colonials butcher your language with the use of “Britishers” when “The British” or “Brits” are perfectly acceptable.
And thus the inherent dichotomy of a decentralised social network is revealed: social networks require the network effect for good senses of communities which means one instance will end up hosting most of the bigger communities, therefore true decentralisation can’t occur on Lemmy but it’s a step in the right direction.
The science_memes and noncredibledefense crossover we didn’t know we needed.
Does this technically mean that Wernher von Braun stating “The rocket performed beautifully, it just landed on the wrong planet” was a non-credible defense?
(Fourier taking a big drag on a doob): Everything… is just a sinewave man.
So just like the UK then? We’ve got more CCTV cameras per 100,000 people than China.
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This is fucking disgusting.
Clearly not a regular user of public transport outside of London.
Strange and dangerous people out here on the buses.
Source: I take the bus regularly and put headphones on and stare out the window for the whole journey.
If the intention behind the “this is your stop” was innocent, then getting off avoids the argument.
If the intention wasn’t innocent, then definitely get the fuck off the bus.
Well y’all decided that finding and keeping zero-day exploits were more important than contacting the companies to fix them because you looked at both approaches and decided that intelligence gathering scale > cyber security robustness.
But how would the corporate world divide the 13 month year into quarters? Don’t you know what that’ll do to the bottom line?! Think of the poor shareholders! /s
Robins are aggressively territorial. Pretty much every time you hear them chirping it’s either saying “FUCK OFF!!!” or “FUCK ME!!!”.
Or how about you legislate for parental controls on Smartphones.
You know, like how any desktop or laptop has them?
How are you going to enforce this law? Because parents will still buy their kids smartphones. Are you going to have the police arresting under 16s and confiscating their phones?
“We bomb the mosque, radicalise the moderates, bring it all on!”
(Sarcastically) “Oh yeah I like it that, we take out a bunch of Muslims because they’re the real enemy! Once we’ve done that why don’t we truck-bomb a kebab shop, fly a jumbo jet into Wadge’s mum, and staple a pig to our foreheads!”