I think you’re forgetting about the cinematic experience that is “jingle All the way”

You got a lot of downvotes, but this is practical advice, it doesn’t really help me specifically, but I appreciate your response anyway.

10/10 you managed to capture my vernacular exactly.

Flogging Molly’s “punch drunk grinning soul” or Modest mouse’s “king rat” are the first two that come to mind. If you like those I can probably find some more gems from the hours a day I used to watch back in the mid to late 00’s.