Cat: Help me!
Husband: Kill me!
Wife: Shut up and buy me another corn dog!
Cat: Help me!
Husband: Kill me!
Wife: Shut up and buy me another corn dog!
As you get older you care less and less what people think, and you get better and better at taking care of numero uno.
I invite you to stick around long enough to see that this is true, no matter how implausible it might seem right now.
Evil Dead protagonist prepares to battle evil single handedly.
If you squint, it looks like a strawberry and cream cheese Danish.
He cameoed on WWDITS, so he easily fits under the gay umbrella.
His character in Elf makes much more sense if you consider it to be a sequel to Misery.
Also male obstetricians!
Big Tolkien fan, that bird is