Coffee milk cereal

I mean yeah, brand loyalty can be detrimental. But that shouldn’t make you ignore patterns

Man i keep wondering whats the deal with portuguese and shoes! It’s like making indistructible shoes is part of the fucking constitution of Portugal

Bro that’s like as big as the first 2 books combined…THANKS

I think you can definitely crush some eggs

I love you Mcbludda

Yessir

The only thing they fear is…vermicelli nuts

I’m a somelier of sorts in this particular trade

It means your options have just been limited

It’s yolking time 🥚🔨

Lol you’re right, let me cast a torsion shield spell for you

Just busting your balls bro

Its just physical humor, and the images arent unrelated, in every post so far each character has telekinesis, or the ability to twist your testicle chords on demand, like a samoan playing ukulele

Got carried away, sorry. Its a meme about testicular torsion, which is a very physically painful thing to experience and can happen to any testicle wearer

It’s cable season

You’d be ketchupmayo’ing on the floor bro