“You mean other than literally all of them?” - Steve Harvey, probably.

He’s pretty much just a mirrored Susan Collins: virtue signals that he puts principles over party but is a complete fraud who falls in line 99% of the times that his vote actually matters.

But from the RIGHT of the party leadership kinda sorta and for Freedumb!

Nah. If Huckasands back when anyone was still pretending that the Mango Mussolini is accountable to anyone didn’t scare people off it, nobody will.

It didn’t even rebrand. The 13th amendment may have abolished chattel slavery, but it specifically retained carceral slavery (“except as punishment for a crime“). Becau$e.

Primarily because slavery is so damn lucrative and the prison industrial complex regulatory capture makes the corn lobby look quaint.

She’ll hook up with Steven Mnuchin’s cousin

I’ll have you know that John Oliver is happily married!

President Pete Buttigieg

Sweet merciful FSM, no!

They did the monster math

Only for the purpose of posthumous Mormon baptism.

I’d personally prefer something more along the lines of a bear cave, I think 🤷

Indeed 😁

Fact: Stephen Miller hates Jews almost as much as Clarence Thomas hates black people.

Gotta love Clickhole 😄

From homes?

Dammit! Beat me to it by 30 minutes, you fiend! 😄

Pro tip: writing your name in the sand is significantly easier when well hydrated.

Or at least hung like one

Yeah, I guessed as much, which is why I made sure to clarify 😄

Wait, why tf am I guessing

Because it’s fun 😁