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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comto
politics @lemmy.world•Former Trump lawyer Alina Habba resigns as New Jersey U.S. attorney after disqualification
2·1 day agoif only I could finally understand how to set the clock on my VCR.
First thing you need to know is that the machine and thus the task has been obsolete for two whole generationer.
Sincerely, Elder Millennial with fond childhood memories of recording movies from TV as a kid
That’s what happens when bakers Break Stuff
To be fair, though, that’s its literal raison d’être.
A liver complaining about dealing with harmful stuff would be like a dung beetle complaining about having to roll shit around 🤷
Would also make for a hell of a band name if not for the first two words sounding clunky together 🤔
Nuked coke, illegitimate?
Irradiated faux-coke?
Nuked Fauxke? 🤷
The other 3? Less than a tenth the size.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comto
UK Politics@feddit.uk•Shock Poll: 82% Of Brits Want Israel Removed From Eurovision
61·1 day agoI mean, the IOF have been proven to rape their hostages and they abduct a lot of children, so DEFINITELY wouldn’t put child rape past the Beeb’s favorite apartheid occupation force…
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comto
UK Politics@feddit.uk•Shock Poll: 82% Of Brits Want Israel Removed From Eurovision
21·1 day agoWould be a very rare occurrence if so. Like the US, the UK government is notorious for being extremely unrepresentative of the needs and wants of the people regardless of who’s in power.
Not least classics such as zionism, cops, warfare, and education.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comto
Science Memes@mander.xyz•Cue Jeff Goldbloom laugh trackEnglish
6·1 day agoThat’s what I said, but the local museum of natural history has stopped taking my calls.
The art (left) and victim (right):

The artist:

The artist sitting on the art:

Just skip the cola part
Nah, we’re gonna need to put a shitload of coke in his diet Coke in hopes of his black heart exploding.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•People that have face/butt labeled towels must do a terrible job washing their butts
3·2 days ago(Cristiano) Ronaldo-face:

(Wayne) Rooney-face:

Tom Brady-face:

Larry Bird-face:

The band Birdface:

Still sound better than Tin Pool’s so-called music, though 🤷
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comto
politics @lemmy.world•The Alleged Drug Boat Wasn’t Even Heading to the U.S.: Report
10·3 days agoYou mean Operation Enduring Ent?
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Atheism@lemmy.world•Fundies, fascists, and fundie fascist feelings don't care about your factsEnglish
2·3 days agoYeah, hypocrisy and projection are like 80% of their messaging. 99% in the case of Mr Dry Ass Pussy 🤦
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•People that have face/butt labeled towels must do a terrible job washing their butts
3·3 days agoDepends whether you get the Ronaldo foot fungus or the Rooney kind.
Translation into American: the Tom Brady hindpaw gunk or the Larry Bird stuff.















I’m pretty sure that he’s saying that ChatGPT is the cure for having no idea how humans work.
Which only people as mentally crippled as himself would even PRETEND to believe, of course.