Yeah, it must be quite jarring to go from this badass

to Kiwi Trump in just a couple years!

Probably depends on jellyfish proximity 🤷

The Wee Free Men?

See also: one of the most based of all US representatives, Somali American Ilhan Omar.

He and his cult absolutely revile her.

Perfect opportunity to find out whether or not they’re just going to falsely declare seats for the Republicans that they didn’t actually win, like both the state and federal GOP have been working towards for several years

Being from Denmark, it was pretty freaky to see that top one at first tbh 😄

Depends on whether or not you consider shorts to be pants. Personally, I do 🤷

It was a hypothetical thought up for laughs 🤷🏻

Depends on the industry.

You’re absolutely right, I didn’t consider that.

Certain parts of the music industry, and politics too.

So basically most female Wimbledon contestants?

I meant that saying “just do cocaine” to every tired looking coworker is probably inadvisable.

Since it’s under Homeland Security, it would be the dog murderer Gestapo Barbie or one of her underlings.

Any relation to David?

I like that the amount of pleasure he provided them with dropped sharply after his death. The opposite would have been troubling…

Pro tip: if that’s also your reaction every time you see a coworker looking tired, saying so might not be a boon to your continued employment 🤔

Idunno, probably some Purdue Pharma reps that would have preferred another source of income too 🤷🏻

Yet another thing that’s straight out of dystopian fiction to the point that it wouldn’t surprise me if that’s where they got the idea.

The plots of ALL such movies, shows, and books must be kept away from cops and billionaires, lest they inevitably find it inspirational and copy it.

Nurse Practitioners, Pennsylvanias, and Registered Nurses? 🤔

Chuck a few of the “who’s who” in there first