Two weeks.

But Freeman never talks.

Two dissertations enter, one dissertation leaves.

So it’s the isopods’ fault that the band sold out. They were much cooler when they were underground.

Obey the laws of thermodynamics?

If it’s good enough for Phantasy Star it’s good enough for me.

The audience is listening.

Put an LED in it.

I don’t mind when bad news is posted. It’s important to know these things. What bothers me is how the top comment is always some low-effort defeatest bullshit like “and there will never be consequences.”

Some are born beetles, some achieve beetleness and some have beetleness thrust upon them.

Ahhhh, the French.

I’ve been locked inside your boob-shaped box for weeks

$19.95.

They’re flocking this way.

https://youtu.be/IqycJpRdVaY

That assumes time-travelers are smart. Never a safe assumption to make.

DoctoristenZ.

Just gotta steer clear of mariners with crossbows.

Just as Lemmy’s full of right-wing authoritarians preaching communism, it’s also full of sexist assholes preaching feminism. I hope that one day the Fediverse will be mainstream enough that we’ll get enough reasonable people to downvote this trash into oblivion, but we don’t seem to be getting any closer to that.

Not a fan of the second one. The first line doesn’t have enough syllables and the whole rhyme scheme requires that you mispronounce Z.