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inb4 chatGPT secretly prompt injects “and you better be fucking correct you good-for-nothing fuckhead” into every user input to improve accuracy for GPT6

Right but the actual quantities are arbitrary. A metre is a fixed fraction of the speed of light in a vacuum, but it’s an arbitrary fraction chosen because it was convenient. We could just as well have chosen it to be half or twice as long. Same with the second. And the kilogram, etc.

wtf they’re like 50¢/lb here

The above user is a cat

She was on Jeopardy!

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I’ve discovered a fundamental flaw in this study. A few reasons people use carrots is that they are cheap, and they are discreet. Presumably this variant would be significantly more expensive. Also, nobody thinks you’re buying a regular to pleasure yourself, not the cashier, not your wife.

Most humans have 3 working types of colour receptors that roughly correspond to red, green, and blue. A small number of people have a fourth, letting them see colours we can’t even conceive of. My friend has this and it makes me jealous.

I have been more often disappointed by sci-hub than satisfied, but maybe I just tend to look up more obscure or new research.

As if alcohol isn’t worse

That’s literally break out the sunscreen and start sunning on the lawn chair weather.

Cyclists are typically more likely to stop at a business because it’s just easier. In many cases bike lanes bring business, for the right kinds of businesses.

Good ol’ vermilingualization

It used to be when you searched for something, it was information first, products second. If you searched bicycle, it would give you the Wikipedia page for bicycle, and then pages related to bicycles, some of which would be retailers. Now it’s the other way around, if the informational pages even show up at all.

Forget all the AI bullshit, this is my biggest gripe with search engines today. This is why people use ChatGPT - for all its faults - to search shit that Google used to answer. ChatGPT will confidently lie to you, but it least it gives you an answer instead of trying to sell something to you.

Surely it a river doesn’t go all the way around the earth. Rivers typically have one (or many) start points, where they are surrounded on three sides by land, meaning it’s possible to cross from one side to the other. Otherwise it’s just a strait or channel.

However, that assumes you are not on the land in between a fork in the river. In which case you would have to cross a bridge outside of Königsberg, and we might have to expand the problem to crossing every bridge on the continent once.

So make the reader area bigger and allow people to add all their digits. I think when the iPhone had the home button the reader accepted 10 fingers.

Yeah I’m sure at least some of the people in the hospital weren’t Israeli

lmfao

The funny ones are all just somebody using the sound from a funny skit but acting it out themselves.

I’m so funny, I acted out this funny skit somebody else made

You’re describing capitalism, not the natural order of the world