Bonobo Love Island:Chimpanzee Gladiators.

Reciprocal empathy.

Yeah, who’s Eepstein? Apart from the offspring of a great felt scientist and some dead guy with fluffy hair.

Mangolione?

Dxslexia error that got past the editing check I would guess. Or the clever joke thing, that works too.

Did they leave out some high ranking general with the same name? In their frantic CYA narrative isn’t there some key person missing from the chat, and if so why not name them?