Average American Physique Be Like:

Guys, I have a genius idea: How about we make money, but every single time we spend/receive money, it gets harder to process that transaction!

That’s not a Trump laptop. No children were molested in the making of it.

New rootkit is about to drop. 🥰

Crispr gene editing doesn’t work like a Santa Claus wishlist, dunce.

IMO. I’ll rather end this on a high note, than see it turn into family guy.

Early 2000s edge aged like fine wine.

As far as I know, technically speaking, Snap, the application side, is fully foss, but not the server side, meaning you can only install Snap packs integrated into the system from Canonical directly. And this is a big pain point for most.

If you mean by “should”, because you fear losing performance, like Windows, then no. But I also see no point in keeping it on 24/7. When I’m done with my computer, I just turn it off. If I want to play a video game, the absolute maximum amount of time it takes for me is 120 seconds until I’m in a game from cold start. Constantly feeding my power-hungry monster just isn’t worth it.

Man, every time you post, I gently question my sanity for finding this funny. You’re great. Never change!

Chapters for your favourite teen youtuber, after you check back on them and you see an apology video.

“Richard Matthew Stallman, Titanic”

I don’t get it.

Don’t know what everyone is upset about. So much Charlie Kirk is being left on the ground right there.

Sadly not, because even a hairdryer isn’t recorded and that’s way hotter than the surrounding area.

Grade A Ragebait, bro. Also fitting username.

IMO, the only thing to be taken seriously with text generators should be natural language processing.

• take this fat block of text and give me a bullet point list.
• what are synonyms for X?
• copy-paste a big TOS and tell me the key takeaways that are anti-customer.
• take these documents and make one coherent document about one page long.
• etc.

The problem is that even with things like this, it frequently fails because it hyperfixates on some details while completely glossing over others, and it’s completely random if it does that or if it’s good, and this uncertainty basically necessitates that you check everything it outputs, negating much of the productivity that you gain.

I once used it for a Python script, and I used one part out of three generations only. One regex function ended up in my real script, but I got the idea to use regex from it. And I used its output, which actually worked.

Fake, gas isn’t dense enough to be recorded by thermal imaging.

I would never stick such sick filth into my mouth, feed them to the pigs instead.

Real units please.