Is hammer still producing films?

I’ve also had some decent luck when using a new/unfamiliar language by asking it to make the code I wrote more idiomatic.

It’s been a nice way to learn some tricks I probably wouldn’t have bothered with before

It’s OK, we can still be friends

I’m approaching middle age and still feel this way.

I’ve never actually found them disgusting, just that they seem to suck the flavour out of anything that’s next to them. So many nice experiences eating food have been lessened by including cucumber.

That basically ties in to your last point. They might be fine with enough salt, but they are almost never served that way.

This is easy. Anything that touches cucumber is ruined.

If you insist on making a cucumber sandwich, just remember to chuck the whole thing in the bin before eating it