Ferris Bueller, you’re my hero

Geordkitty

People have kids that can move out? And they have money for retirement? I’m guessing this isn’t in America…?

But the whole point of rice is to bulk out more expensive food. Even the expensive Japanese sticky rice is just there to stretch out the actual food.

Why are you trying to keep your rice out of your curry, who eats them separately, that’s insane

Damn it, my head went straight to pee and yours is so much better, I got to get off the internet

And we will absolutely, positively never know.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

There are imaging centers that are medical facilities but are not necessarily equipped to handle acute trauma

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What happens is that engineers look at a technology and say, this is too complex, I just need something simple. So they invent and/or adopt something simpler than the popular technology of the day.

But as they build more and more things using the technology, they realize that it needs more features, so those get added on. This happens over and over again to the technology with more and more features being added to it, until a new set of engineers look at it and say this is too complex, I just need something simple…

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Goodbye.

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One side will make you grow taller, and the other side will make you grow shorter.

But as soon as you do want to customize it, you’re stuck learning one of the most esoteric languages that wasn’t meant as a joke.

when you have to piss while shitting, do you stand up turn around and piss on your shit and then sit back down to finish shitting?

I tried this once when I was probably about two or three years old. It did not go well.

Goodbye