Inside the World of TikTok Spammers and the [Roided-up Clippy] Tools That Enable Them

“Wait, are we after the second commercial break? Then the AI says it can’t be lupus, and my friend’s prostate is about to explode! Yes, it can tell that from a picture of his brain. And also it’s flirting with Wilson, like, a lot.”

“I trained an AI on fan-wiki summaries of House episodes, and my friend needs treatment for lupus now!”