Not all humans live in America. It is possible for people to use Twitter without seeing material related to your country’s political shituation.

True, I’ve even agreed to switch to Edge before realising what I’ve done.

They do?

SHOCKED, I TELL YOU!!1

Thank goodness for the ancient Greeks, and all they contributed to the advancement of civilisation via their inept googling of ludicrous conspiracy theories.

Civilisation has always progressed through the discoveries made by the biased and inane googling of idiots? Huh.