Thomas is the one in a Cardassian prison. I wonder how he’s doing.

Shhhhut up

I’m an elk, a Mason, a communist. I’m the president of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance for some reason. Ah, here it is. The Stonecutters.

I don’t remember the brand or specs. I only remember that it ran MS-DOS and had an orange monochrome monitor.

Brownie, you’re doing a heckuva job

Reminds me of the internet legend known as The Forgotten Employee

We are Linux. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your hard drive will be reformatted to service us. Resistance is futile.

For trees see: !marijuanaenthusiasts@lemmy.world

Wouldn’t it be states 51-60?

Left4Dead2 (also L4D1)

You fart continuously while using it.

Be are Worg

I should put you away where you can’t kill or maim us,

but this is L.A. and you’re rich and famous!

A flea and a fly in a flue

Were trapped, so what could they do?

Said the fly, “let us flee!”

“Let us fly!” said the flea

So they fled through a flaw in the flue.

That’s not how you petition the Supreme Court.

Yet another Republican “patriot” who flunked civics 101.

The trial was already over. This was for the sentencing.

Unrelated anecdote:

Years ago I had a cheap Blackberry lookalike phone. It had a button lock feature to prevent butt dialing, but some bright spark decided that the lock wouldn’t apply to the ‘9’ and ‘1’ keys, presumably so that a user could dial 9-1-1 even if too panicked to unlock the keypad. Which just meant that it was really easy to butt dial 9-1-1…

Whose Line Is It Anyway?

They make me laugh even when I’m sad.

The hands are too big.