I would be terrified for the poor dog if he had one. The fact that he doesn’t have one is actually a good thing.

The official methods they use for talking to congress seem to be X and truth social these days.

Absolutely, however it might be necessary to take some 10m strip of land on the Russian side to build a border wall to keep them from invading again in the future.

Kudos, that’s by far the best humorous post I’ve seen on Lemmy so far!

CMV: Gofundme only exists because the US healthcare system is utter crap.

More of a wiggle

Lemmy hug of death?

Is Agent Krasnov on the list?

I am betting it’s gonna be immigration by non-white genes or something alone those Nazi lines.

Italian plumbers might disagree

I feel sorry for all cancer patients whose treatment will be disrupted.

(And all other Americans on life saving or life sustaining medications)

The percentage of Americans living in la la land is way higher.

Let‘s add plenty of ivermectin and a healthy amount of lead too.

Maybe we just need to ban all social media for the last 2 weeks leading up to an election, similar to how many countries ban publishing polls in the final stretch before an election.

Will this happen before or after the strategy that’s behind the tariffs finally becomes clear?

You have a social circle?

The crazy part is most of Germany doesn’t even have cable, at least 40% of the country do only have PTSN connections for slow DSL and Satellite for TV.

So even the plan to bring cable to everyone never came to fruition.

DOCSIS 3.0 cable would be a godsend for millions of Germans.

777 CHF (~830 USD) per year for 25 GBit/s, tiny village of 800 inhabitants in Northern Switzerland.

Best to get a lobotomy before going to the US that way they won’t be able to accuse you of trying to work illegally while you’re there. It also has the benefit that you’ll finally be on the same mental level as Trump and his supporters.

That can all be treated with Ivermectin and Zinc. Best regards - Robert Kennedy Jr.