This is some of the most corporate-brained reasoning I’ve ever seen. To recap:

• NYC elects a cop as mayor
• Cop-mayor decrees that NYC will be great again, because of businesses
• Cops and other oinkers get extra cash even though they aren’t business
• Commercial real estate is still cratering and cops can’t find anybody to stop/frisk/arrest/blame for it
• Folks over in New Jersey are giggling at the cop-mayor, something must be done
• NYC invites folks to become small-business owners, landlords, realtors, etc.
• Cop-mayor doesn’t understand how to fund it (whaddaya mean, I can’t hire cops to give accounting advice!?)
• Cop-mayor’s CTO (yes, the city has corporate officers) suggests a fancy chatbot instead of hiring people

It’s a fucking pattern, ain’t it.