It make me really sad when I learned that James and Adam were not friend.

James said their relationship doesn’t really extend beyond the show.

Kurzgesagt make me understand this meme.

Can someone explain why a job application called “resume”, like in Play/Pause/Resume?

How is it relevant?

(I’m learning English as second language).

Edit: So we’re speaking French now? What? Why? You guys butchered so many words already, can you just made up one more?

Ps: Is that also the case with the word “fiancé”? I’ve been wondering where the hell did that “é” came from.

In my entire life I’ve spent less than $50 in micro-transactions.

I don’t think house spider eat cockroaches. I would worship them if they could.

Years ago I read somewhere that they discovered a way to remove something from the blood and make it universal, like eliminate blood type all together.

Wonder how that research going?

when I was little, my dad had a parrot that can rip apart his metal cage. We have to replace his cage 2-3 times every year.

Who wouldn’t love a good night of seizure inducing and motion sickness?

GOD DAMNIT! For the first time, the stupid American date format is more interesting.

6/12/24

Ok, you just struck a nerve here, that shit drive me crazy.

I’m a first time father of a 6 months old and I love him to death. I want to spend every waking moment with him so I take up as much “baby works” as possible since his birth. Bath, feeding, changing, play, exercise, going outside, doctor appointments, I do all those things.

And EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN TIME I got asked “where’s the mother?”, “Is she busy today so you’re babysitting?”, “Why you have to babysit today?”

HAVE TO? BITCH! This is my fuckin pleasure, I’m craving it, I’m addicted to this little poop machine. GTFO!

I want to yell at their face “THIS IS MY SON, I LOVE HIM, CAN’T I JUST BE WITH HIM!?”

My wife admitted that I do a much better job taking care of our baby. I am kind of “extra careful” type of person and I’ve been taking care of foster newborn kittens for a decade, and believe it or not but some skills does transfer over. Infants is basically function on pure instinct, and I’m damn good at anticipate it. I can accurately translate my son’s cry 90% of the time. He has 3 distinct cries for hungry, sleep, and diaper change, then later another “i’m bored” cry.

My wife would often call me on the phone to have me listen to his crying and ask what’d he want.

I’m a damn good father and I’m proud to take care of him. I don’t have to do it, I GET TO do it!

Every is two,

Or is it three syllables?

I don’t know haiku.

Anyone else do the fingers thingy while reading a haiku?