My savage ex-girlfriend and one crazy neighbors kid.

is it the same as I wanted less more?

A recurring customer having habit of delaying to pay the bar tab because he’s “too drunk”. Usually took him weeks and multiple asking before he paid his bar tab in full.

This time he bought a bunch of pretty girls lots of expensive drinks, at the end of the night he is so drunk that nobody can reason with him to pay (but we suspect he’s faking it as always). So we put his bill in his tab and let him go.

The next day he act like he doesn’t remember anything and refused to acknowledge that he was buying anyone else drinks even with the CCTV footage of him on that night (and of course refused to pay his tab).

This went on for 2 weeks before the head bartender get into a fight with him. The customer ended up with a black eye and got banned from the bar. He doesn’t press any charges.

I couldn’t remember his bill total in the end, but it was close to 2k.

I still have no idea how to pronounce Hyundai.

Hee-un-dai?

Hi-un-dai?

Hunt-dai?

Hu-in-dai?

Hin-dai?

Happy birthday song.

Now it’s even more awkward as everyone must stare in silence in front of the cake 😈

I have the wrong friends.

Jokes aside, that’s way too much food for 5 people.

Secondly, from a guy’s standpoint, that’s way too much prep work for a guys gathering/sport watching, it’s almost weird. It’s not a house party, all you need is something casual like chips and beers, then if anyone feels hungry you order some pizza or wings delivered (based on what everyone preferred at the time).

what did I do? 🥺

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I missed Lemmy for ONE day and what the hell is up with the Saddam Hussein meme everywhere?

Should I just skip season 1? Do you think it’s worth watching?

I’m at episode 3 and honestly I haven’t felt it “click” yet. The comedy is based on the main 3 guys being idiots, and that’s not the kind of thing I enjoy.

Thanks, but I have just finished episode 1 and there’s not a single sight of Danny DeVito? He’s not even listed in the main casts? Is he just a side character or guess star in this show?

please recommend me your favorite Danny Devito comedy movies and shows.

The inside of my eyelids have this weird shapes and light show, work every time.

only 1.6m? I thought it was way higher, like at least 10-20m.

Back in my day, you don’t need 20 seconds to replace a battery. And battery is not just replaceable, but also interchangeable. Multiple phone models could be using the same battery, making it cheaper and more available.

5 years and still going strong. Not planning to replace any time soon.

Stubborn ideologies, slow to changes, devices get abandoned after 2 years.

Used to be a big fan of Xperia phones up until the Xperia 5.

I read somewhere that cockroaches dislike human and if they touched us (or vice versa), they would goes hidden to clean themselves.

how can I calculate the distance at which the sun filled my entire field of view?

screw you, my wife loves my jokes.

my farts, on the other hand, don’t quite amuse her as much as myself.