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bro why is his bulge so big?

I’m a bisexual femboy who’s been horny on main for decades now, proud to be a constant brand risk to any platforms I force to host my dumbass thoughts.

People like to make fun of this idea that “the right can’t meme,” but I’d agree with you and argue they’re actually really fucking good at it.

I think it’s a real shame that progressives basically ceded the tools of shock and profanity to people on the far right. Maybe it’s because I was a huge fan of the Colbert Report growing up, but I feel like satire is a great way to deconstruct far right positions by showing their logical conclusions. The problem is that you can’t really satirize a racist anymore; you’ll get called a racist yourself and be canceled.

No he fucking didn’t, and trying to push this narrative lets him pass responsibility on one of the greatest market manipulation schemes ever seen. This shit is going exactly according to plan.

The average person has never installed an operating system in their entire life.

Just the simple act of installing Mint is a lot more effort than the average user has ever put into computing.

Knew a straight guy who got beaten almost to death because two fascist chuds thought he was gay. Only survived because one of his buddies at the gig he was working that night noticed he didn’t make it back to the hotel after, could have easily just bled out overnight over nothing. When you decide to amplify hateful and violent ideology, it creates a hateful and violent world.

That’s not panic selling, that’s transitioning to a cash position because you know a Republican is going to crash the American economy and want to be able to buy everything up cheaply.

If you have his address, you should do a lot more with it. This man is organizing a kidnapping and human trafficking program for Americans.

if there’s one thing that keeps getting proven again and again, it’s that business majors are generally quite dumb. They can’t understand anything unless you can put it in terms of money, so this really is the first time they’re realizing there’s a problem.

That logic won’t work on them because yes they absolutely would.

Look I don’t want the give the mad king too much praise, but this unironically. 104 was causing me to fling my dick into orbit, I’m at least happy they picked a nice round number.

Perhaps my favorite example of this is the 4kids One Piece dub. They couldn’t get rid of the scene where Helmeppo threatens Koby with a gun, so they turned the gun into…well.

really wish I could have dreams. They always sound so nice when other people tell me about theirs. I just never saw the point, I internalized that my life would be neverending misery when I was a child, and I haven’t been disappointed yet.

And then there was no guarantee that we could ever open the government up.”

Yeah, I think that’s what a lot of Americans are hoping for right now. The system is so thoroughly fucked that it is better to burn it to the ground.

One of my favorite games did an update themed around 1999. The number of times I had to explain the concept of a pager…

it wasn’t even that long ago! I can’t be old yet!

I once had to explain the concept of having multiple Internet browser tabs to an elderly woman. She was certain nobody else could ever manage accessing a webpage AND their email at the same time, and was angry at our 2fa system for requiring that.

Another time I had to explain to my romantic partner at the time that winter actually lasts from the 21st of December through the 20th of March. He was convinced that winter coincided with the Christmas season, and that spring started on January 1st.

wtf is a spiritual lesbian? Does it just mean I want women to top me? because…yes!

Me. It’s there to annoy me, and it is succeeding. Now there are two of them? I’m screaming.

Until I see an impeachment actually result in the removal of a president, I don’t seriously believe it is a viable method. Trump has been impeached twice so far with no consequences, so forgive me for having zero confidence in the third time being the charm.

I’m willing to be literally any amount of money on these tourists being American. who the hell else actually wants a tourist trap?