happybadger [he/him]
Working class employee of the Sashatown Central News Agency, the official news service of the DPRS Ministry of State Security. Your #1 trusted source for patriotic facts.
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Certified Anubis Moment. Straight to The Devourer with you.
happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.nettoA Boring Dystopia@mander.xyz•New embryo testing company says it can predict lifespan, height and IQ of potential childrenEnglish
4·1 month agoFor $500 I will use my advanced AI-guided artisanal process, the Happybadger Baby Quality Index, to tell you if you have a disappointing baby.
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Science Memes@mander.xyz•It's OK to just like lemon water.English
14·1 month agoPoors drink water. I need emotional support water that costs $10 per bottle. Prestige water.
Yeah but it looks cool as hell when I do it.
I mean, the guy didn’t know that water and ice are the same thing.
What was his logic here? I still believe that but I’m curious to hear a scientific reason why.
I wish I had been born into the era of science where I’m smart enough to discover things. I can’t code. I can’t do calculus. I would have thrived in the 19th century where I could invent washing my hands and be considered a world-class doctor.
I mean the period of heat death beyond that. The black holes have to be fed and eventually that matter will dry up. The universe will keep expanding and chasing thermodynamic equilibrium until some maximum point of entropy where every particle is spread out over increasingly vast distances, with such a total loss of interactions between them that temperature across the universe is 0 K. We’d be doing the Alpha Centauri generation ship thing but to find the next electron.
As existentially bleak as living through climate change is, I’m glad my brain only has to deal with the crisis of watching one planet in one solar system die. The average schmuck in Warhammer 1010 will be chasing the last sparks of warmth in a blizzard that will only get worse. The last habitable planet, the last active star, the final energy source they can find that will keep the temperature above 0 K for their grandchildren. They’ll have every beepboop gizmo the universe ever achieves to counter the crisis but there’s nowhere they can go short of making a new one, the same kind of deus ex machina we hope for but representing a new kind of hyper-death instead of just clean energy. Maybe they’ll still be able to grow crops if scientists manage to duplicate physics perfectly in some kind of thing outside of everything within the next 18 months according to the latest IPCC report. Individuals aren’t built to manage whatever psychic damage that causes no matter how much we abstract what it means to exist.
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Science Memes@mander.xyz•eco-vengeance iconoclastEnglish
4·2 months agoShe’s an unstoppable chaos queen with a stink-nipple on her butt
New Jordan Peterson book just dropped
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PlantSwap@mander.xyz•would you like some free milkweed seeds? check out this post.English
3·2 months agoFor what it’s worth, I wouldn’t collect Asclepias speciosa. The problem with it is that it’s an incredibly prolific spreader. If you introduce it to a landscape it will take over within a few years and be a detriment to the biodiversity. They also have a very narrow range of host species, so you’re providing for monarchs if they reproduce in your area but not the majority of your pollinators. Asclepias incarnata and Asclepias tuberosa on the other hand are miracle plants. The former helps to stabilise degraded river banks and ponds, the latter goes into general beds. Both are so fucking productive for pollinators that I try to incorporate them into any design I do. They should be going to seed by now wherever you are.
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Entomology@mander.xyz•6th dragonfly hatched out of my tank this seasonEnglish
2·2 months agoI’ll have to give this a go next year. I’ve got some good riparian habitat near me that’s pretty degraded and the swamp milkweed seeds I’ve been collecting really attract them to the originating habitat. It’d be nice to grow that ecosystem.
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Entomology@mander.xyz•6th dragonfly hatched out of my tank this seasonEnglish
2·2 months agoHow did you go about breeding them?
I’m considering applying this to my plant science research. In response to drought stress we observed that the tree became -3 smaller marijuana. Accelerometer data reflects the impact of this change in biomass, with hotdog levels variably +2 to +5. We demonstrate that as the tree becomes smaller marijuana it also becomes bigger hotdog.
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Science Memes@mander.xyz•Opinions on Jurassic Park as a ZooEnglish
10·3 months agoMe screaming that Fred Rogers had a preeminent jazz pianist improvise every episode’s theme song to no one in particular.
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Science Memes@mander.xyz•Opinions on Jurassic Park as a ZooEnglish
17·3 months agoThey had hundreds of animals and no staff ecologists. They had 1 veterinarian. Instead of having paleontologists on staff, they had a big game hunter. All their biologists worked in the lab. They built everything like theme park rides because automation kept labour costs down and made secrecy easier.
Me screaming about urban park design to no one in particular.
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Disc Golf@lemmy.zip•Just a pretty birdie I caught at the end of my roundEnglish
5·3 months agoI really like how disc golf courses integrate into multi-use spaces. The local course is like this, just 18 baskets dispersed throughout a park. Anyone else can use that space for any other purpose and not be injured or kicked out. The local golf courses are so alienating and wasteful in contrast.
All dinosaurs looked like beavers of varying sizes and lengths.
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Technology@lemmy.zip•The Internet Will Be More Dead Than Alive Within 3 Years, Trend ShowsEnglish
11·3 months agoRetvrn to tradition. The internet peaked with 2000s-era forums.














I hated when my posts got popular on reddit. 10k-1m+ people suddenly being aware of my existence, trawling my profile, filling up my inbox with replies and PMs- just a miserable experience that made the website overwhelming for days. Hexbear topping out at like 120 upvotes is the sweet spot for not being overwhelmed but still getting quality engagement in the comments. At most I think a post could get 1000~ without becoming nonsensical, which I think might have been where /r/chapotraphouse topped out.
Whenever the subreddits I ran surpassed 50k subscribers, the algorithmic incentives immediately undermined the things which made that community good. The volume of posts is so high that any individual one is lost unless they can grab attention quick. That’s where the “epic narwhal bacon” shit comes from. In the time it takes to read a multi-paragraph comment, users can upvote a dozen meme ones. Newcomers only see the memes and know that’s how they fit in, so the whole thing snowballs into a parody of whatever the community was originally about. Quick growth comes at the expense of the forum’s ideological coherency and all the internal struggle sessions that form it.