Somebody made a better one (and it’s smaller)

Sup

What kind of craziness would cause a person to think that it might?

My introduction to chipped pets:

I once adopted a cat from an NYSPCA truck in Brooklyn. two days later, she escaped from my apartment, never to be seen again. Or so I thought…

Six years later, a cat shelter in Queens contacted me asking me if I had lost a cat. I said that yes I had - once, long ago - is she OK? They said yes, she’s in great shape. I told her that she ran away six years ago, and they told me that she had clearly been well cared for all that time, and it seemed that she had only recently run away, probably in the last few days. Did I want her back?

I said no, she obviously hated me from the moment I adopted her, which is probably why she ran away two days later. Do you think she will be adopted quickly? They told me that, as we were speaking, two different families were already looking at her. I said that it was clear she was in better hands than mine, thanks for the call, and said goodbye.

(I got another cat the day after she ran away)

And to think, when I graduated from Parsons in 2016, I actually tried to apply for a job at Facebook…

Turns out I was already blacklisted in 2015 for a paper I published at SIGGRAPH calling their asses out.

Oops!

I walked up to their table at the Parsons career fair, and the two recruiters just looked at me and just said “no“. Like they just fucking knew who I was by sight.

LO to the fucking L

“Lies”. They’re full of “lies”.

Holy shit have you never watched SG1? Start with the movie then watch SG1. Atlantis begins after season 8.

If you like Star Trek, you’ll love Stargate.

Both SG1 and Atlantis make constant references to Star Trek. Some are vague, some are directly in the dialogue, sometimes as jokes, some are even plot points. But Star Trek references are a constant ongoing thing throughout all of Stargate.

This is especially amusing, considering the large number of notable Star Trek actors that appeared in Stargate series

Yeah, I also want to know

And lots of sunken Nazi ships in rivers

He is so hot

They have turds for brains

As a 30 year veteran of food trucks, that is not a man you should be taking health advice from!

Cute fuzzy animal? You have my attention.

The past, I suspect

And I bet they’re still blaming “the Commies” for polio.

Is anyone still denying it at this point?

That is what I meant, but only because I’m old enough to remember what he was like in the 80s and 90s

Yep, that’s it 👍