Fucking relax. And de-stress.

Do something about my depression, and my health. And my loved ones’.

And then, if I achieved that, I’d start thinking about what to do with the rest of my time.

known species with a human level of higher intelligence

• Humans (allegedly; evidence points to most being dumb as a rock).
• Some species of extinct hominids (sure, but they’re extinct).
• Dolphins (and orcas, which are big fancy dolphins); absolute creeps, though.
• Whales, possibly, though they tend to keep to themselves, so who knows.
• Some species of octopods.
• Some species of parrots.
• Some species of corvids.
• I swear some of those black and white sheepdogs seem more intelligent than many of the people I know.

A cat might not be too stoked with its carefully balanced plant-based slop, but it’d be alive.

No, it wouldn’t, that’s the point.

Cats are obligate carnivores, they’ll die if they don’t eat food containing certain amino acids which aren’t present in plants.

That said, advocating animal abuse, even if it didn’t lead to the animal’s death (which in this case, again, it would), should be a bannable offense.

Hope you’ll go into kink communities and censor the shit out of risky sexual practices.

Those are consensual.

A cat being fed the feline equivalent of poison can’t consent.