Technically I’m here because people keep getting basic shit wrong and hate it when I try to help them learn something. Now what were you saying about that liquid hot magma?

Can’t wait for TST’s response to this. This scenario is their bread and butter.

My appreciation for this meme is fully delocalized, kind of like the electrons within the aromatic ring.

P(doing math/doing meth) = P(doing meth/doing math)*P(doing math)/P(doing meth)

More of the latter than the former, unfortunately. But, well Boris met his demise with his hubris so perhaps imposter syndrome saves lives.

I work in a dedicated room in my house (remote developer). During the day I don’t really need to turn the lights on—windows and a skylight. The sun sets and sometimes I really just don’t notice. My wife will come in at some point and scold me for working in the dark, claiming it’s bad for my eyes (as if staring at a screen all day isn’t already).

I actually rather enjoy that rather not-subtle marker of the passage of time and how entrancing “the zone” can be such that I fail to even notice that.

Hooker With a Penis

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git checkout -b final_version_revised2_REALLYFINALTHISTIME

git commit -am “holy fuck I hope this really is the last edit” 

git push

Moses was Vesemir!

Questioning the science that generated the science is science. See also: recursion.

Green Skittles

Well well well. I’m trained as a biochemical engineer and turned my career into AI engineering, working at a space company. So when Skynet launches the bioweapons of mass fuck against humans, I guess I was the supervillain after all.

Can confirm; definitely wanted to kill myself while studying PChem and Chemical Engineering Thermodynamics.

Warp drive will really fuck up a lot of civilizations.

It’s just a fancy list of fancy lists! :D

Ooh, do tensors next!

You should ask your biologist friend and your physicist friend and your compsci friend to debate about what vectors are. Singularities, too.

A Negative ION Cats are the opposite. And something about OIL RIG.

Why the fuck are cats living on oil rigs?

This shit is way too basic, yo. Ima go trip some acid and come back and kill the Orgo final. Those reaction mechanisms ain’t got shit on me.

we’re gonna have to get a lot better at every form of engineering really fucking fast

Unfortunately that’s what we humans are really fucking good at. Nothing quite like a deadline, a sprinkling of procrastination, and a daunting technological existential hurdle to inspire a half-baked, good enough for now solution.