Yeah, yeah, we’ve all seen Jerry Maguire

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The Dungeon is YOUR MIIIIIND. The Dragons are the friends we made along the way. At least I assume so. I don’t play Dungeons & Dragons, I play Deeandy Fivey.

“And if the answer is ‘in her thirties,’ would it be okay for her to date a 21-23 year old virgin?”

I dunno, look how mad they got at the penised protest. A bunch of people showing up in inflatable arm suits will really drive them over the edge.

I would have just taken that as permission. “He said I could throw acid as long as I threw a milkshake first!”

She was raised as a poor sea urchin. I mean… street urchin.

I mean, they might as well work around the clock since they don’t have beds to sleep in.

That clearly says the top speed is 12.

If he ever said “fucking” or “asshole,” I’m pretty sure an alert would pop up on his son’s phone

There is a lot of punching up he can do: morality, intelligence, compassion, basic human decency. When you’re at the very bottom of something, there’s nowhere else to punch but up.

And that reason is a bunch of governments wanting an easy way to arrest hippies back in the sixties.

We had Asmodeus as a BBG in one campaign. At one point, he took over one of his minions to have a talk with my barbarian. After his villain speech, I told him that while I seem to be famous enough for him to know my name, I didn’t know his. When he said he was Asmodeus, I said “Oh yeah, you’re that Ass Guy.” After everyone stopped laughing, I made the save for whatever was about to happen to me and Asmodeus has been That Ass Guy ever since.

THEY CAN’T CALL IT THAT UNLESS IT’S TRUE!

After I posted this comment, that post was the very next one in my feed. When I saw the age bit, I thought “No way.” Yes way.

It’s not researching anything, it’s regurgitating what others have fed it.

So there’s this one user who had posted about a story idea they had wanting to know how old the protagonist is. Someone replied that looking at his post history, they would guess 21-23. So I clicked the dude’s name and man, what a crazy ride. Like 80% of his posts were either about what people thought about someone in their 30s dating someone who was 21-23 (and stated in one that of course if the older person were in their 40s-50s dating a 21-23 they should be killed) or how it was impossible for a 21-23 year old to ever have sex because women didn’t want someone with no experience. I always forget his name and his posts have branched out more, but I’ll be reading something that feels slightly unhinged and then someone in the comments will make a 21-23 year old reference and I realize who I’m reading. It’s like Where’s Waldo, the text-based version.

I mostly lurk, just like how I’m primarily scrolling through this thread to see if the 21-23 year old virgin who’s looking for a 30 year old girlfriend is in here.

I would walk right up to Mick Jagger and play “Baby Shark.”

“Wait. So I’m singin’ about some dude doinkin’ my daughter?”