Oh hey, I know Randy Engstrom! He’s a stand-up guy.

The Danish Poet https://youtu.be/6LQiKXEk_OU https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/38635-the-danish-poet

What are the odds that the council appoints twice-defeated, nobody-wants-you-here Tanya Woo to fill her seat as a final piss off gesture?

As a District 2 resident, I dare them. I double-fucking dare them.

If your employer requires you to have a phone for official use, keep it separate from your personal phone; different device, different number, different networks if possible (ie: only let it join your home’s guest network). Don’t do personal things on your work devices, including logging into personal services, social networks or communication tools.

With the mayor and council effectively robbing the JumpStart fund, why not?

The solution is clear.

You must construct additional pylons.