Great choice, here are some templates for suicide letters…

Fucking fascists and their number obsessions. I don’t get it.

Edit: before anyone replies, I do know what the numbers mean. I mean the obsession of using them to display their facism.

Oh oh, I know. They got money?

XXX-Wing

10 min after defeating the aliens: Get off my lawn!!!

I do know, but just keep forgetting the format. Thanks for tagging them, they replied!

Did you see this, Asafum??? You still got a chance!!!

Difficult. Yet, not impossible.

Heh, you write probably as if that is still unclear.

Branded school uniforms, how did it even get this far. Fuck, I need to stop reading anything online for the rest of today at least… and its only morning here.

Also psychological damage, at least 1d10. I mean, could you imagine someone attacking you with a live platypus?

Nobody, nobody says that.

They won’t next time when there’s dozens with that shirt. They’ll just make up a reason if they have to.

The birth doesn’t even have any relevance to be part of a royal family. I might remember this wrong, but last time I was in Stockholm I went to the armoury museum or whatever its called. There was a small tidbit almost hidden in some big paragraph about a Swedish royal who had no kids and therefore no heir. He went ahead and just adopted a random French general (I think) who then by extension became a real royal person.

I actually just looked it up now, it was a Swedish king who had no children, adopted this French guy, who then became Swedish king himself: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_XIV_John

So from then on the Swedish royal family wasn’t technically Swedish anymore? I didn’t check who he married and had kids with though.

Direct link https://www.humblebundle.com/games/table-top-tag-team-dire-wolf-x-marmalade

Can recommend. Got this for free many many years ago. If you like puzzlers, this is a nice one.

I hid this uncomfortable piece of brick up my ass for two years.

Brickney. I like it. Weapon of choice: brick.

Damn, that’s a killer dress.