Wait a goddamned fucking minute that’s not cheese…!

“DO the thing but if the thing costs us money you’re in trouble”

Yeah, you’re right. I didn’t think about filing unemployment. I’ll give it a look. In my opinion, they gave me a job to do, I did it, and since it cost them money, I’m suddenly “in the wrong”.

Yeah, it was a tough job at times but I like to think I helped a lot of folks.

Nope, I am Caucasian.

I’ve worked security before, a rehab; I had no issues with anyone. I was required to help people and be friendly to them; they were at their lowest point in their lives. I was a shoulder to cry on, a listening ear, and a corner of encouragement to those folks. As a result, I have a unique demeanor for a security officer. I highly doubt #2 is the case. I mean sure, anythings possible, I guess?

I’m definitely doing that, rest assured.

“Will he kill himself? This man hates his life!”

Ooooh lemmy drama

Love my tattoos. Don’t really care what others think about what I put on MY body, thanks.

I whip it out

I HAD MY BIG TOE DO THIS YEARS AGO AND THE PAIN WAS EXCRUCIATING.

My partner at the time had to cut a tiny part out of my toe to fix it. I was stupid and trimming my nail at an angle, took too much off and thought nothing of it at the time, until it started growing like this. Never again. And, for the record, never do what I did. Get it professionally removed.

This is perfect! Thank you!

Step 1: Get masters in chemistry

Step 2: ???

Step 3: Use your newly invented fly killing gas nuke (harmless to humans and all other non fly life on planet earth, of course) and nuke the entire planet.

                    **PROFIT**

That is correct. Sorry I wasn’t more specific. There’s some really funny stuff on 9 gag, but you need to sift through a lot of stupid fucked up and massively unfunny shit to find it. I love the idea of 9 gag as a whole where you can choose a wide array of topics to funnel into a personalized feed. Its easy to use, the UI is clean (if you ignore the ads) and snappy and downvotes / upvotes don’t seem to be nearly as important.

…I hate instagram

Alrighty!

Because we are carnivores and that’s how nature works?

The Wall

Yes. But, just an FYI, that’s not the actual reason they’re trying to claim it in court. They know it will never succeed, they just want to use it to delay his election trial until after the election.