Haha, yeah.

… Wait did you just lie on the internet??

Homemade pizza is the BEST. I wish you well on all your pizza journeys.

They should have done cookies instead.

And sweeten the deal. 1 cookie or a BAG… Yeah, give me a BAG it cookies, yeah. I’m an ADULT.

Same! Man this really needs an edit where the marshmallow is biting from there opposite side of his arm.

Here ya go, timestampped.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyY92o7j3GA&t=4266

One doesn’t ever really forget salad fingers.

Ir’s possible. Dad is a gamer and kids aren’t old enough for PCs, but maybe old enough for tablets.

I’d be terrified that something would startle the cat and she’d fall.

It reminds me of when someone with a gun just stands up, out of cover, to shoot the bad guys.

You play an online fps for 15 minutes and you learn very quickly that if you step out of cover in a shoot out you will get shot, very fast.

“A bear with no arms or legs is lying on the beach (no idea why)”

Because he couldn’t stand.