If Jesus were here now I’d be desperately trying to lick his washboard carpenter abs

I like this meme format cuz it looks like they’re about to fuck in the woods, which is hot

omg it’s “bread taste better than key”

I think someone was messing with you

What if you cooked or pasteurized the roadkill

gaycock4u my beloved

They’d probably not want u to steal the merchandise roaming the floor

I really don’t know anything; better to start with the basics. Tyty

Is she dressing for -30°C?!?!?! Why is she wearing so many layers?!?!?!?!

Put a jockstrap on that and I’ve seen it in a locker room porno

Ah. The consequences of low context communication, my bad lmao

For money. Tumblr doesn’t have that allure

But then the problem is not the GMO it’s the copyright laws

Well, as long as it isn’t negatively affecting him I guess. But I assume that he’ll have to somewhat regularly monitor it with bloodwork checkups

I think your estimation is incorrect. There are about 6-7 horsemen here

How is he now btw? Is he getting treated? Did they find a root cause?

Why would someone bot on tumblr

What did he think about lesbians

Honestly I’m of the opinion that “fish” should only refer to bony fish anyway; sharks should be their own thing. But also yeah, let people live lmao

Perfect, half of the sentences I say in real life are similarly indecipherable 😎 this is the #authentic #me