If he tightens his belt, will he strangle himself?

Man overboard!!

Your mirror works, then!

Is that rhetorical?
Buy a mirror.

Don’t read it, then.
Try a sub that doesn’t have MEME in the title.

Serious answer is mostly paper-ish…cardboard, boxboard, flour bags.
Recycling where I am is limited; plus I have ‘issues’ with the net carbon footprint of established ‘recycling programs’…
Sorry, I digress…

Are instructions included?

All those beers unconsumed…

Reverse anal?

Yes.

Seen at a military base in Greenland.

That was in Helsinki, July 16, 2018.

It’s hard to wonder why…

I buy it at my corner store now in Ontario, Canada.

That sounds like a common phallicy.

A Golden Shower girl, perhaps.

None of the nazis and their sycophants are techies.
Not even President Musk: He can’t walk the walk.

Hegseth has the vain hair and makeup look, too.

That was wildly fluctuating between very dull and almost interesting, but you navigated that like the seasoned pro you are, Skipper.