Maybe if the treasonous traitorous lying coward pedo rapist convicted felon hadn’t ‘stollen’ classified docs, his whore’s panties wouldn’t be in a knot.

You need a shot of lemon juice in your quick tartar sauce (mayo, relish, lemon juice)

I don’t think psilocybin would remediate this.

A Rhode Island Red, then?

…and a fluffer nutter.

That’s definitely a splitter.

Tab completion, then! You’re out of your shell!

Definitely bourne again.

Or Slam them! Mock them! Roast them! Give ‘em the ol’ Side-eye!

Duck Van Duke

praise Bob.

They assumed you were speaking metric; the blood was almost aboil…

Dave Hill, Slade

<I’ll never forget ol’ tiny head what’s his name…>
– erika

Two seconds of the big bad google surrendered this screen grab of all the peeps who were fooled:

Less time than it took for you to compose your reply.

Is it ok if I pass on your fantasy in a meme posting community? 300 years! lol!

No Mar a lago face for him!

Whose penis does it have?

Impeach the coward, cowards.