and its full of spiders anyway

wait insects can’t see red? does that extend to spiders? i keep all my windows and doors closed all the time even when its sweating hot because i’m terrified of being invaded by insects and spiders

getting poured probably feels really good for the milk

if you bite it and you die then its poisonous

if it bites you and you die then its venomous

so yeah i suppose it would

murder of the universe but poop instead of vomit

sorry i was really high when i wrote that, yes of course ice is the real reason

thanks (to both replies)

probably would be quite triggering to someone who’s been scammed sadly

good phishing email but what does TW mean? am i stupid

does this imply the boss is radioactive?

yeah the whole “c suite” is worshiped at my place, i feel like i’m the only one that thinks they’re a bunch of clowns

i am the one person i trust the least!

in fact the motto that i pass on to the juniors at work is “trust no one, especially not yourself”

oops i actually didn’t win first time i scrolled right past

wow the difference in graphics over the s1 version is huge! what a shame there’s no upgrade path, i’d have dropped another tenner for that but for 50 they can fuck right off

they’re £300! maybe i don’t need frog crocs after all wellipets.com

oh i want some! where can i get them

watched it while shamefully sticking my you-know-what in the you-know-where

y axis: inverted

better delete some more emails

definitely the same truck

i’m glad she finally told her though