“I trained my model on AO3, why aren’t we funding a cure for Hanahaki???”

Sovereign citizen energy.

Can’t wait for an AI crank to demand cancer treatment because Siri looked sideways at a blurry photo of a lump on their butt. Can’t wait for a Scott to write a script/dialogue tree for getting DIY chemo kits.

The least interesting member of the gruber family, they wrote him out of die hard 4.

Apple fanboys: “Apple has a singular, perfect vision for how people should interact with technology. I would get all my sensory organs replaced by Apple peripherals if I could. They should be allowed to trample us.”

NB: apple has trampled over me but not my spirit