As everyone knows, unicorns refuse to set foot in Texas.

DOGE is working with DHS on automating mass deportation efforts

Oh yeah, this has gotta be an AI generated blacklist. 100%.

Weird how those photo ops they’re going to do together keep getting cancelled.

Canada and Mexico have a free trade deal with America negotiated by Trump. It was supposed to last until 2026. It didn’t.

Don’t trust them.

He’s not entirely wrong.

Wasn’t it already 35% before today?

Ah, thanks. I only saw it in passing on socials.

Some guy pitched it as “Vance runs with Asshole as VP, wins then resigns. Asshole is prez again.” Of course this requires Vance not having ambitions of his own.

Dude looks like grim death now. They’ll already have to Weekend at Bernie’s him from 2026-2028.

Two bad neighbors. Grand nationals of sand castle building.

Damn Ferengi cats.

I hear the libs hate it when you eat polar bear liver.

*do not eat polar bear liver.

No way! Private companies are always better than government ones! /s

The “Joe Biden is too old” crowd is pretty quiet these days I’ve noticed.

Canadians unhappy with Trump’s claims that their country will be America’s 51st state have lost interest in visiting the other 50

Hey, guess what you shouldn’t have said, NYmag.com.

Dig two graves.

The last what now?

“It ain’t what you don’t know that gets you into trouble. It’s what you know for sure that just ain’t so.”

• Mark Twain