YATES! - everythingisfine. been throwing these tracks into my mixes a lot recently.

As well as a lot of Bukez Finezt - Queen and EONE - Archetype

Recently I answered the door to one and he exclaimed “you are lucky I came down your stairs, most of my colleagues refuse to” which explained why we have been getting more red slips in our small outdoor post box that is situated at the top of the stairs. What it didn’t explain is why the fuck the rest of them “refuse to”

Our stairs are identical to all the others on this street, do they refuse to go down all stairs in this street? I dont know.

To exacerbate this problem the sorting office to collect stuff from is open only 2 hours most days in a major UK city. Fuck the royal mail, they are useless cunts. I think they decided to try and compete with the likes of yodel for most useless delivery company.