The episode will begin with a dramatically narrated, HF is a <XYZ> years old <genderidentifier>, and had <food> for a month! This is what happened next!
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No reference to Mercury retrograde anywhere to be seen
Or, is there some other article mentioning it?
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKOvOaJv4GK-oDqx-sj7VVg – either this channel may visit you, or you visit the channel.
The episode will begin with a dramatically narrated,
HF is a <XYZ> years old <gender identifier>, and had <food> for a month! This is what happened next!