AliceMAEnglish · 25 days agoLack of Talent Contest Being Held for Next Batch of Mac Commercialsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareLack of Talent Contest Being Held for Next Batch of Mac Commercialsplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 25 days agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 28 days agowhats the differance between a camera and a sock???A camera takes photos and a sock takes 5 toes...message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squarewhats the differance between a camera and a sock???A camera takes photos and a sock takes 5 toes...AliceMAEnglish · 28 days agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 28 days agoA man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife,plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareA man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife,plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 28 days agomessage-square2fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 28 days agoWhile proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up16
arrow-up16message-squareWhile proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den.plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 28 days agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 1 month agoDoes anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit does today ??We would get our paycheck everyday, and all women would bleed to death...message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareDoes anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit does today ??We would get our paycheck everyday, and all women would bleed to death...AliceMAEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 1 month agoA young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said,plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareA young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said,plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 1 month agoA successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareA successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble.plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · edit-21 month agoA guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareA guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission.plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · edit-21 month agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 1 month agoThere were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareThere were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats.plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agoWhat did one snowman say to the other snow man?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareWhat did one snowman say to the other snow man?plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agoThree patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareThree patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agoWhat do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareWhat do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agoWhy do bears have hairy coats?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareWhy do bears have hairy coats?plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 3 months agoThey tried to make a diamond shaped like a duck.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareThey tried to make a diamond shaped like a duck.plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 4 months agoMy daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up15
arrow-up15message-squareMy daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco.plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 4 months agoThree patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareThree patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 4 months agoI walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night and said,plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareI walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night and said,plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square2fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 4 months agoA guy sticks his head in the barber shop and asks,plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareA guy sticks his head in the barber shop and asks,plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square2fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 4 months agoStolen Car A man walks out of a bar,plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareStolen Car A man walks out of a bar,plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0fedilink
