AliceMAEnglish · 6 days agoI was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger,plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up17
arrow-up17message-squareI was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger,plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square2fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 6 days agoJunior had just received his brand new drivers license.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareJunior had just received his brand new drivers license.plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 8 days agoIf you walk into a forest and cut down a tree, but the tree doesn't understand why you cut it down,plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up17
arrow-up17message-squareIf you walk into a forest and cut down a tree, but the tree doesn't understand why you cut it down,plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 8 days agoA magician was driving down the street and thenplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareA magician was driving down the street and thenplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 8 days agoWhat do you call a troublesome Canadian high schooler?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareWhat do you call a troublesome Canadian high schooler?plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 8 days agoWhy do bees hum?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareWhy do bees hum?plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agoLack of Talent Contest Being Held for Next Batch of Mac Commercialsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareLack of Talent Contest Being Held for Next Batch of Mac Commercialsplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agowhats the differance between a camera and a sock???A camera takes photos and a sock takes 5 toes...message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squarewhats the differance between a camera and a sock???A camera takes photos and a sock takes 5 toes...AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agoA man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife,plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareA man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife,plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square2fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agoWhile proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up16
arrow-up16message-squareWhile proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den.plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agoDoes anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit does today ??We would get our paycheck everyday, and all women would bleed to death...message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareDoes anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit does today ??We would get our paycheck everyday, and all women would bleed to death...AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agoA young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said,plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareA young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said,plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agoA successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareA successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble.plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · edit-22 months agoA guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareA guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission.plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · edit-22 months agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agoThere were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareThere were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats.plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agoKnock Knock...plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareKnock Knock...plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 3 months agoWhat did one snowman say to the other snow man?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareWhat did one snowman say to the other snow man?plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 3 months agoThree patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareThree patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 3 months agoWhat do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareWhat do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 3 months agoWhy do bears have hairy coats?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareWhy do bears have hairy coats?plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square0fedilink
