AliceMAEnglish · 9 days agoRecent survey revealedplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up15
arrow-up15message-squareRecent survey revealedplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 9 days agoMy boss told me to attach two pieces of wood together.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareMy boss told me to attach two pieces of wood together.plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 9 days agoHow many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareHow many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square2fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 9 days agoI used to be addicted to the hokey pokey,plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareI used to be addicted to the hokey pokey,plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 9 days agoMan Sues Coffee Shop for Ice Mocha Mishapplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareMan Sues Coffee Shop for Ice Mocha Mishapplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square1fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 9 days agoMan Arrested for Sexually Assaulting Female Manikin August 19, 2002 Georgia, USAplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareMan Arrested for Sexually Assaulting Female Manikin August 19, 2002 Georgia, USAplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square2fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 9 days agoA husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareA husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law.plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 9 days agoA nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareA nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle.plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 9 days agoA truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for a beer.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareA truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for a beer.plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 12 days agoApple has ‘air.’ Amazon has ‘fire.’ Google has ‘earth.’ I think Microsoft should create something called ‘water.'message-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up114
arrow-up114message-squareApple has ‘air.’ Amazon has ‘fire.’ Google has ‘earth.’ I think Microsoft should create something called ‘water.'AliceMAEnglish · 12 days agomessage-square3fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 12 days agoIf Katniss and Peeta from “Hunger Games” were Hollywood celebrities, their supercouple nickname would either be Katpee or Peeniss.message-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up18
arrow-up18message-squareIf Katniss and Peeta from “Hunger Games” were Hollywood celebrities, their supercouple nickname would either be Katpee or Peeniss.AliceMAEnglish · 12 days agomessage-square1fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 12 days agoThe iconic Alien is to us what we are to apes: small, pale, big headed, and with unfathomable technology. We even abduct them for medical experiments.message-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up18
arrow-up18message-squareThe iconic Alien is to us what we are to apes: small, pale, big headed, and with unfathomable technology. We even abduct them for medical experiments.AliceMAEnglish · 12 days agomessage-square1fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 12 days agoA box of matches. The perfect housewarming gift.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up15
arrow-up15message-squareA box of matches. The perfect housewarming gift.AliceMAEnglish · 12 days agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 12 days agoYo momma is so fat, that to get her out of a phone booth we had to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie into the street.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareYo momma is so fat, that to get her out of a phone booth we had to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie into the street.AliceMAEnglish · 12 days agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 24 days agoWhenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies,plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up111
arrow-up111message-squareWhenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies,plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 24 days agomessage-square2fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 24 days agoWhat’s Forest Gump’s Facebook password?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareWhat’s Forest Gump’s Facebook password?plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 24 days agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 24 days agoWhat did the mountain climber name his son?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareWhat did the mountain climber name his son?plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 24 days agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 1 month agoThe Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by mywife to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, orelse...plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up15
arrow-up15message-squareThe Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by mywife to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, orelse...plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 1 month agoHave you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareHave you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
