white_fox34English · 10 hours agoWhy don't scientists trust stairs?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareWhy don't scientists trust stairs?plus-squarewhite_fox34English · 10 hours agomessage-square0fedilink
white_fox34English · 1 day agoWhy are ghosts such bad liars?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up19
arrow-up19message-squareWhy are ghosts such bad liars?plus-squarewhite_fox34English · 1 day agomessage-square0fedilink
white_fox34English · 2 days agoWhy did the barber win the race?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up15
arrow-up15message-squareWhy did the barber win the race?plus-squarewhite_fox34English · 2 days agomessage-square0fedilink
white_fox34English · 3 days agoWhy can't your nose be 12 inches long?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up19
arrow-up19message-squareWhy can't your nose be 12 inches long?plus-squarewhite_fox34English · 3 days agomessage-square0fedilink
white_fox34English · 4 days agoWhy did the scarecrow win an award?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up17
arrow-up17message-squareWhy did the scarecrow win an award?plus-squarewhite_fox34English · 4 days agomessage-square0fedilink
white_fox34English · 4 days agoWhy don't scientists trust atoms?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up15
arrow-up15message-squareWhy don't scientists trust atoms?plus-squarewhite_fox34English · 4 days agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 6 days agoI was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareI was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card.plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square2fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 6 days agoAfter interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss as rather monosyllabic. My boss said,plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareAfter interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss as rather monosyllabic. My boss said,plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 9 days agoWhat's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up15
arrow-up15message-squareWhat's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square2fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 10 days agoA hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareA hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home.plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 10 days agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 14 days agoA string walks into a bar and ask the waiter for a beer.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareA string walks into a bar and ask the waiter for a beer.plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 14 days agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 1 month agoThese are actual answers on a McDonald's application submitted by a 17 year old kid someplace in Florida. They actually hired him too. I think this kid's gonna go far...plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up18
arrow-up18message-squareThese are actual answers on a McDonald's application submitted by a 17 year old kid someplace in Florida. They actually hired him too. I think this kid's gonna go far...plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square3fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 1 month agoA young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp with a genie inside of itplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareA young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp with a genie inside of itplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 1 month agoJunior had just received his brand new drivers license.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareJunior had just received his brand new drivers license.plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 1 month agoI was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger,plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up17
arrow-up17message-squareI was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger,plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square2fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 1 month agoIf you walk into a forest and cut down a tree, but the tree doesn't understand why you cut it down,plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up17
arrow-up17message-squareIf you walk into a forest and cut down a tree, but the tree doesn't understand why you cut it down,plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 1 month agoA magician was driving down the street and thenplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareA magician was driving down the street and thenplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 1 month agoWhat do you call a troublesome Canadian high schooler?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareWhat do you call a troublesome Canadian high schooler?plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 1 month agoWhy do bees hum?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareWhy do bees hum?plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 3 months agoLack of Talent Contest Being Held for Next Batch of Mac Commercialsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareLack of Talent Contest Being Held for Next Batch of Mac Commercialsplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square0fedilink
