Alice

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I’m trippin lol.

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Cake day: December 1st, 2023

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AliceOPMAtoHypothetical Scenario•Would you do a super unusual bdsm ritual for 20k
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🤣👌

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Shitty SuperpowersEnglish · 12 hours ago

You have the power to instantly grow your pubic hair long enough to completely hide your genitals

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You have the power to instantly grow your pubic hair long enough to completely hide your genitals

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Shitty SuperpowersEnglish · 12 hours ago

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Horrible Life TipsEnglish · 12 hours ago

Accelerate your career by actively ignoring workplace emails!

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Accelerate your career by actively ignoring workplace emails!

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Horrible Life TipsEnglish · 12 hours ago

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Ask OuijaEnglish · 12 hours ago

I got my degree from the University of _____.

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I got my degree from the University of _____.

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Ask OuijaEnglish · 12 hours ago

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Horrible Life TipsEnglish · 12 hours ago

To never lose cash again, burn it all in front of a mirror while chanting incantations to the ancient Gods of Frugality!

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To never lose cash again, burn it all in front of a mirror while chanting incantations to the ancient Gods of Frugality!

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Horrible Life TipsEnglish · 12 hours ago

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Hypothetical ScenarioEnglish · 12 hours ago

Would you do a super unusual bdsm ritual for 20k

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Would you do a super unusual bdsm ritual for 20k

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Hypothetical ScenarioEnglish · 12 hours ago

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AliceOPMAtoShitty Ask Hilarious Chaos •Does Confetti Come out of your ass When you Sneeze?
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You da man

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AliceOPMAtoShitty Ask Hilarious Chaos •What's your advice ?
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word

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AliceOPMAtoShitty Ask Hilarious Chaos •How do I trauma dump on my new girlfriend ?
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Aw :/

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AliceOPMAtoShitty Ask Hilarious Chaos •Do you have any cropdusting tips?
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But I want to share

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Hypothetical ScenarioEnglish · 12 hours ago

Battle of the Traits

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Battle of the Traits

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Hypothetical ScenarioEnglish · 12 hours ago

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Morbid Questions English · 12 hours ago

Just as you can torture someone by starving them, can you torture someone by forcibly overfeeding them?

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Just as you can torture someone by starving them, can you torture someone by forcibly overfeeding them?

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Morbid Questions English · 12 hours ago

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Ask OuijaEnglish · 12 hours ago

If you are ______ , that's mean you are broke.

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If you are ______ , that's mean you are broke.

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Ask OuijaEnglish · 12 hours ago

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Horror English · 12 hours ago

Titan Announces 'Kraken,' New Supernatural History Horror with Lovecraftian Vibes

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Titan Announces 'Kraken,' New Supernatural History Horror with Lovecraftian Vibes

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Horror English · 12 hours ago

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Hypothetical ScenarioEnglish · 12 hours ago

You can reverse time, but only 60 seconds per day.

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You can reverse time, but only 60 seconds per day.

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Hypothetical ScenarioEnglish · 12 hours ago

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Shitty Ask Hilarious Chaos English · 12 hours ago

Do you support gay-fish marriage?

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Do you support gay-fish marriage?

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Shitty Ask Hilarious Chaos English · 12 hours ago

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Ask OuijaEnglish · 12 hours ago

____ is the best country

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____ is the best country

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Ask OuijaEnglish · 12 hours ago

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Shitty Ask Hilarious Chaos English · 12 hours ago

Oh no! I caught the gay! What do I do now?

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Oh no! I caught the gay! What do I do now?

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Shitty Ask Hilarious Chaos English · 12 hours ago

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Rhyme Me · 12 hours ago

Crayon

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Crayon

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Rhyme Me · 12 hours ago

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Ask OuijaEnglish · 12 hours ago

My life is ___.

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My life is ___.

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Ask OuijaEnglish · 12 hours ago

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Shitty Ask Hilarious Chaos English · 12 hours ago

Why am I not rich?

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Why am I not rich?

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Shitty Ask Hilarious Chaos English · 12 hours ago

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Shitty Ask Hilarious Chaos English · 1 day ago

if you weigh 360 pounds are you legally a circle?

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if you weigh 360 pounds are you legally a circle?

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Shitty Ask Hilarious Chaos English · 1 day ago

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AliceOPMAtoShitty Ask Hilarious Chaos •Do you have any cropdusting tips?
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Ah

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AliceOPMAtoShitty Ask Hilarious Chaos •Do you have any cropdusting tips?
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Bingo

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Shitty Ask Hilarious Chaos English · 1 day ago

Do you have a permit for dat ass ?

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Do you have a permit for dat ass ?

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Shitty Ask Hilarious Chaos English · 1 day ago

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Shitty Ask Hilarious Chaos English · 1 day ago

Does drywall taste good in oatmeal?

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Does drywall taste good in oatmeal?

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Shitty Ask Hilarious Chaos English · 1 day ago

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AliceOPMAtoShitty Ask Hilarious Chaos •Which planet is better, Penus or Poopiter?
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Smart man

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AliceOPMAtoShitty Ask Hilarious Chaos •Do you have any cropdusting tips?
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Thank you

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Shitty Ask Hilarious Chaos English · 1 day ago

Pixelfuck, Fedivagina, Lemmytakeitintheass, piefart, mastodont, activitypubes, Inacoma,Plemorphine,

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Pixelfuck, Fedivagina, Lemmytakeitintheass, piefart, mastodont, activitypubes, Inacoma,Plemorphine,

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Shitty Ask Hilarious Chaos English · 1 day ago

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AliceOPMAtoShitty Ask Hilarious Chaos •What's your advice ?
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1 day ago
Solid

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AliceMAtoScenes From A Hat•Things you don't say when boarding a Boeing airplane
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Am I gunna live through this?

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AliceOPMAtoShitty Ask Hilarious Chaos •What planet has the best ass
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🧐

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AliceOPMAtoShitty Ask Hilarious Chaos •What planet has the best ass
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Clever

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AliceOPMAtoShitty Ask Hilarious Chaos •What planet has the best ass
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＼(^_)／

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AliceOPMAtoShitty Ask Hilarious Chaos •Which Lemmy User needs a Spankin ?
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🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

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AliceOPMAtoShitty Ask Hilarious Chaos •Are you the walrus?
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🧐

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AliceOPMAtoShitty Ask Hilarious Chaos •Does Confetti Come out of your ass When you Sneeze?
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So you’re a god basically

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AliceOPMAtoShitty Ask Hilarious Chaos •I'm about to make a profile on a dating site. Can you give me some solid suggestions as to what I can put in there that would immediately send off red flags to everyone?
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I’ll put that in there

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AliceOPMAtoShitty Ask Hilarious Chaos •Does shit come out of your asshole too, or am I the only freak of nature it happens to?
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Yes definitely the mariachi music lol

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AliceOPMAtoShitty Ask Hilarious Chaos •Will Eating a Doctor keep the Apple away?
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✨️🙌✨️

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