AliceMAEnglish · 21 days agoYou're immortal, only on Tuesdays and if you live in Kentuckymessage-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareYou're immortal, only on Tuesdays and if you live in KentuckyAliceMAEnglish · 21 days agomessage-square5fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 21 days agoYou can incorrectly read someone's mindplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareYou can incorrectly read someone's mindplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 21 days agomessage-square2fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 22 days agoYou can read the thoughts of a random raccoon living in Oklahomamessage-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up18
arrow-up18message-squareYou can read the thoughts of a random raccoon living in OklahomaAliceMAEnglish · 22 days agomessage-square6fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 22 days agoYou can shoot beams of your own brain's gray matter out of your eyes.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareYou can shoot beams of your own brain's gray matter out of your eyes.plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 22 days agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 24 days agoYou have the power to instantly grow your pubic hair long enough to completely hide your genitalsmessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up15
arrow-up15message-squareYou have the power to instantly grow your pubic hair long enough to completely hide your genitalsAliceMAEnglish · 24 days agomessage-square4fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 28 days agoYou can summon a guy who reminds you to stay hydrated every 2 hoursmessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up18
arrow-up18message-squareYou can summon a guy who reminds you to stay hydrated every 2 hoursAliceMAEnglish · 28 days agomessage-square4fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 29 days agoYou can see 10 seconds into the future every time you sneezeplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareYou can see 10 seconds into the future every time you sneezeplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 29 days agomessage-square4fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 1 month agoYou can spawn burgers anywhereplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareYou can spawn burgers anywhereplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 1 month agoYou can place a cheestick in someone's asshole at willmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareYou can place a cheestick in someone's asshole at willAliceMAEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months agoYou know to the decimal point exactly how many molecules are in each snake.message-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up113
arrow-up113message-squareYou know to the decimal point exactly how many molecules are in each snake.CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square5fedilink
Theo@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoYou can locate any object by thinking about it.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up116
arrow-up116message-squareYou can locate any object by thinking about it.plus-squareTheo@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square5fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 3 months agoYou can literally turn your frown upside-downmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareYou can literally turn your frown upside-downAliceMAEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · edit-23 months agoYou can make milk allergic to youmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareYou can make milk allergic to youAliceMAEnglish · edit-23 months agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 3 months agoYou can absorb teeth through your skinmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareYou can absorb teeth through your skinAliceMAEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 3 months agoYou can sprout one wing out of your back whenever you wantmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareYou can sprout one wing out of your back whenever you wantAliceMAEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 3 months agoYou can taste peoples Screamsmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareYou can taste peoples ScreamsAliceMAEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 3 months agoYou can summon a pack of used condoms.message-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up16
arrow-up16message-squareYou can summon a pack of used condoms.AliceMAEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square6fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 4 months agoYou Can taste Swear wordsmessage-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up15
arrow-up15message-squareYou Can taste Swear wordsAliceMAEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square6fedilink
CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 4 months agoYou can make any rat talk in a language of another rat speciesmessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up15
arrow-up15message-squareYou can make any rat talk in a language of another rat speciesCRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square2fedilink
NutinButNetEnglish · 4 months agoYou sneeze every time someone has sex.message-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up15
arrow-up15message-squareYou sneeze every time someone has sex.NutinButNetEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square3fedilink
