AliceMAEnglish · 17 days agoYou can taste anything you touch.message-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareYou can taste anything you touch.AliceMAEnglish · 17 days agomessage-square5fedilink
Matombo@lemmy.worldEnglish · 22 days agoYou can smell Ants from like 2m awayplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up15
arrow-up15message-squareYou can smell Ants from like 2m awayplus-squareMatombo@lemmy.worldEnglish · 22 days agomessage-square3fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 22 days agoYou can hear every animals complaintsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareYou can hear every animals complaintsplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 22 days agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 22 days agoYou can make kites disappearmessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareYou can make kites disappearAliceMAEnglish · 22 days agomessage-square4fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 22 days agoYou can absorb rocksplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up110
arrow-up110message-squareYou can absorb rocksplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 22 days agomessage-square12fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 22 days agoYou're permanently invisible and only become visible When you fartplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareYou're permanently invisible and only become visible When you fartplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 22 days agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 22 days agoYou can make yourself smell like any different type of dirt Whenever You wantmessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareYou can make yourself smell like any different type of dirt Whenever You wantAliceMAEnglish · 22 days agomessage-square2fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agoYou can tell What type of personality someone has by smelling their fartsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareYou can tell What type of personality someone has by smelling their fartsplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square2fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agoYou can burst into flames at willplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareYou can burst into flames at willplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agoYou can levitate baby poop over your foreheadmessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareYou can levitate baby poop over your foreheadAliceMAEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square2fedilink
owenfromcanada@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoYou always know the exact direction of Pluto.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up17
arrow-up17message-squareYou always know the exact direction of Pluto.plus-squareowenfromcanada@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square6fedilink
gregorum@lemm.eeEnglish · edit-22 months agoYou can see body fluid stains on hotel bedding (and other surfaces)-- ALWAYSplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareYou can see body fluid stains on hotel bedding (and other surfaces)-- ALWAYSplus-squaregregorum@lemm.eeEnglish · edit-22 months agomessage-square2fedilink
gregorum@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months agoThe ability to turn dead leaves into bland, sugarless chewing gum without any discernible flavormessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareThe ability to turn dead leaves into bland, sugarless chewing gum without any discernible flavorgregorum@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square3fedilink
gregorum@lemm.eeEnglish · edit-22 months agoThe ability to poo glass shards at willplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up15
arrow-up15message-squareThe ability to poo glass shards at willplus-squaregregorum@lemm.eeEnglish · edit-22 months agomessage-square3fedilink
gregorum@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months agocats respect you, but still ignore youmessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squarecats respect you, but still ignore yougregorum@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square1fedilink
gregorum@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months agodairy products spoil when you touch themmessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up15
arrow-up15message-squaredairy products spoil when you touch themgregorum@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square1fedilink
gregorum@lemm.eeEnglish · edit-22 months agoyou can poo any color you want, including glitter/sparkles (but it's still poo)message-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up18
arrow-up18message-squareyou can poo any color you want, including glitter/sparkles (but it's still poo)gregorum@lemm.eeEnglish · edit-22 months agomessage-square5fedilink
spiderwort@lemm.eeEnglish · edit-22 months agoyou can see air.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up18
arrow-up18message-squareyou can see air.plus-squarespiderwort@lemm.eeEnglish · edit-22 months agomessage-square3fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agoYour cum can heal any injuriesmessage-squaremessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up111
arrow-up111message-squareYour cum can heal any injuriesAliceMAEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square16fedilink
