CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 26 days agoYou can make any rat talk in a language of another rat speciesmessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up15
arrow-up15message-squareYou can make any rat talk in a language of another rat speciesCRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 26 days agomessage-square2fedilink
NutinButNetEnglish · 26 days agoYou sneeze every time someone has sex.message-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up15
arrow-up15message-squareYou sneeze every time someone has sex.NutinButNetEnglish · 26 days agomessage-square3fedilink
CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 26 days agoYou always know the exact number of sweatshops on every planet.message-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up18
arrow-up18message-squareYou always know the exact number of sweatshops on every planet.CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 26 days agomessage-square1fedilink
Arthur English · 27 days agoNo one can stop you from fondling anyone’s ballsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up17
arrow-up17message-squareNo one can stop you from fondling anyone’s ballsplus-squareArthur English · 27 days agomessage-square0fedilink
KevinEnglish · 27 days agoYou can catch a ball you throwplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareYou can catch a ball you throwplus-squareKevinEnglish · 27 days agomessage-square1fedilink
CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months agoYou always know the perfect thing you should have said, but 5 years later.message-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up116
arrow-up116message-squareYou always know the perfect thing you should have said, but 5 years later.CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square4fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 3 months agoYou have a large glowing eye on the back of your neckmessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareYou have a large glowing eye on the back of your neckAliceMAEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square2fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 4 months agoYou have two penises, one straight and one gay.message-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareYou have two penises, one straight and one gay.AliceMAEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square4fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 4 months agoyou can make ashes taste like fruitplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareyou can make ashes taste like fruitplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 4 months agoYou can choose to develop cancer at any timeplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareYou can choose to develop cancer at any timeplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square2fedilink
prime_number_314159@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agoYou know every popculture reference of an alien civilizationplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareYou know every popculture reference of an alien civilizationplus-squareprime_number_314159@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square2fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 4 months agoYou can instantly memorize R Kelly songsmessage-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareYou can instantly memorize R Kelly songsAliceMAEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square6fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 4 months agoIf you eat an entire apple (besides the core), for the next 24 hours any doctors who touch you are repelled backwards at the speed of sound.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up15
arrow-up15message-squareIf you eat an entire apple (besides the core), for the next 24 hours any doctors who touch you are repelled backwards at the speed of sound.plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square2fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 4 months agoYou are extremely attractive as long as you smell like shitmessage-squaremessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up15
arrow-up15message-squareYou are extremely attractive as long as you smell like shitAliceMAEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square9fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 4 months agoDouble your poop and give it to the next personplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up15
arrow-up15message-squareDouble your poop and give it to the next personplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square4fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 4 months agoYou can fly only when you have the urge to peeplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareYou can fly only when you have the urge to peeplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 4 months agoYou can give anyone the unbearable urge to watch the entirety of Shrek 2plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareYou can give anyone the unbearable urge to watch the entirety of Shrek 2plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 5 months agoYou Can make Other people lightly Smell like your Crotchplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareYou Can make Other people lightly Smell like your Crotchplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 5 months agoYou can taste anything you touch.message-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareYou can taste anything you touch.AliceMAEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square5fedilink
