AliceMAEnglish · 16 days agoYou have two penises, one straight and one gay.message-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareYou have two penises, one straight and one gay.AliceMAEnglish · 16 days agomessage-square4fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 16 days agoyou can make ashes taste like fruitplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareyou can make ashes taste like fruitplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 16 days agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 16 days agoYou can choose to develop cancer at any timeplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareYou can choose to develop cancer at any timeplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 16 days agomessage-square2fedilink
prime_number_314159@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 days agoYou know every popculture reference of an alien civilizationplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareYou know every popculture reference of an alien civilizationplus-squareprime_number_314159@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 days agomessage-square2fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 19 days agoYou can instantly memorize R Kelly songsmessage-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareYou can instantly memorize R Kelly songsAliceMAEnglish · 19 days agomessage-square6fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 19 days agoIf you eat an entire apple (besides the core), for the next 24 hours any doctors who touch you are repelled backwards at the speed of sound.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up15
arrow-up15message-squareIf you eat an entire apple (besides the core), for the next 24 hours any doctors who touch you are repelled backwards at the speed of sound.plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 19 days agomessage-square2fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 19 days agoYou are extremely attractive as long as you smell like shitmessage-squaremessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up15
arrow-up15message-squareYou are extremely attractive as long as you smell like shitAliceMAEnglish · 19 days agomessage-square9fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 19 days agoDouble your poop and give it to the next personplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up15
arrow-up15message-squareDouble your poop and give it to the next personplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 19 days agomessage-square4fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 19 days agoYou can fly only when you have the urge to peeplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareYou can fly only when you have the urge to peeplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 19 days agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 19 days agoYou can give anyone the unbearable urge to watch the entirety of Shrek 2plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareYou can give anyone the unbearable urge to watch the entirety of Shrek 2plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 19 days agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 25 days agoYou Can make Other people lightly Smell like your Crotchplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareYou Can make Other people lightly Smell like your Crotchplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 25 days agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agoYou can taste anything you touch.message-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareYou can taste anything you touch.AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square5fedilink
Matombo@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoYou can smell Ants from like 2m awayplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up15
arrow-up15message-squareYou can smell Ants from like 2m awayplus-squareMatombo@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square3fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agoYou can hear every animals complaintsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareYou can hear every animals complaintsplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agoYou can make kites disappearmessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareYou can make kites disappearAliceMAEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square4fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agoYou can absorb rocksplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up110
arrow-up110message-squareYou can absorb rocksplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square12fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agoYou're permanently invisible and only become visible When you fartplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareYou're permanently invisible and only become visible When you fartplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agoYou can make yourself smell like any different type of dirt Whenever You wantmessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareYou can make yourself smell like any different type of dirt Whenever You wantAliceMAEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square2fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 3 months agoYou can tell What type of personality someone has by smelling their fartsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareYou can tell What type of personality someone has by smelling their fartsplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square2fedilink