AliceMAEnglish · 5 days agoYou can literally turn your frown upside-downmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareYou can literally turn your frown upside-downAliceMAEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · edit-28 days agoYou can make milk allergic to youmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareYou can make milk allergic to youAliceMAEnglish · edit-28 days agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 11 days agoYou can absorb teeth through your skinmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareYou can absorb teeth through your skinAliceMAEnglish · 11 days agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 11 days agoYou can sprout one wing out of your back whenever you wantmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareYou can sprout one wing out of your back whenever you wantAliceMAEnglish · 11 days agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 11 days agoYou can taste peoples Screamsmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareYou can taste peoples ScreamsAliceMAEnglish · 11 days agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 17 days agoYou can summon a pack of used condoms.message-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up16
arrow-up16message-squareYou can summon a pack of used condoms.AliceMAEnglish · 17 days agomessage-square6fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agoYou Can taste Swear wordsmessage-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up15
arrow-up15message-squareYou Can taste Swear wordsAliceMAEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square6fedilink
CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months agoYou can make any rat talk in a language of another rat speciesmessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up15
arrow-up15message-squareYou can make any rat talk in a language of another rat speciesCRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square2fedilink
NutinButNetEnglish · 2 months agoYou sneeze every time someone has sex.message-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up15
arrow-up15message-squareYou sneeze every time someone has sex.NutinButNetEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square3fedilink
CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months agoYou always know the exact number of sweatshops on every planet.message-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up18
arrow-up18message-squareYou always know the exact number of sweatshops on every planet.CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square1fedilink
Arthur English · 2 months agoNo one can stop you from fondling anyone’s ballsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up17
arrow-up17message-squareNo one can stop you from fondling anyone’s ballsplus-squareArthur English · 2 months agomessage-square0fedilink
KevinEnglish · 2 months agoYou can catch a ball you throwplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareYou can catch a ball you throwplus-squareKevinEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square1fedilink
CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 3 months agoYou always know the perfect thing you should have said, but 5 years later.message-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up116
arrow-up116message-squareYou always know the perfect thing you should have said, but 5 years later.CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square4fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 3 months agoYou have a large glowing eye on the back of your neckmessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareYou have a large glowing eye on the back of your neckAliceMAEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square2fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 5 months agoYou have two penises, one straight and one gay.message-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareYou have two penises, one straight and one gay.AliceMAEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square4fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 5 months agoyou can make ashes taste like fruitplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareyou can make ashes taste like fruitplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 5 months agoYou can choose to develop cancer at any timeplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareYou can choose to develop cancer at any timeplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square2fedilink
prime_number_314159@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agoYou know every popculture reference of an alien civilizationplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareYou know every popculture reference of an alien civilizationplus-squareprime_number_314159@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square2fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 5 months agoYou can instantly memorize R Kelly songsmessage-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareYou can instantly memorize R Kelly songsAliceMAEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square6fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 5 months agoIf you eat an entire apple (besides the core), for the next 24 hours any doctors who touch you are repelled backwards at the speed of sound.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up15
arrow-up15message-squareIf you eat an entire apple (besides the core), for the next 24 hours any doctors who touch you are repelled backwards at the speed of sound.plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square2fedilink