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Your Viola seems fishy.

“I personally think the hair has a part to play, but for good or for ill?”-Gandalf

You are singlehandedly keeping Lemmy a decent and respectable place.

*Bonus points for keeping this shit PG.

Trust me, Elf.

Sustainability + Chili = win

Only cars with enormous breasts are humanely and sustainably milked. Most are grass fed.

Wanks are real, Yaks are not.

My mothers maiden name is punjab.

We managed to eat dinner, but now we have to poop.

We managed to get the princess, but were damned to eternal suffering.

We managed to change the oil at a cost of 5 annoying upsells

Those all give me hope.

Would you judge me if I tell you I had?

Next Level.

Aptera has a 15 year history now of only producing prototypes and being restructured/resold. Granted there were some problems not caused by the current founders but the marketing is misleading as to exactly where they are and when they will actually be able to build these damn cars. I am no longer a believer. There is a reason why there are no major VCs behind this, even though they were enthusiastic over a decade ago. During the same time Tesla became a household word, and Nio and Rivian came into being and actually produced more than prototypes. Why are they so uninvestible? Why did all these other companies get the big investor dollars and not them? Why all these years, and no product? Each question seems to lead to other things that just don’t make sense.

I got taken in by their promo 5 years ago, wanted it so much to be real, but the “factory” as of one year ago doesn’t have any actual machines despite raising millions of dollars. The influencers literally just do the factory tour which is like 5 places where there are presentations, and follow the yellow markings where the “factory machines” will be. But its all made up. They can literally fold up shop in a day or two and be gone. Pretty long standing grift though, you have to give them that. The influencers all who are incentivized are the only thing keeping it going.

Its the goddamn American outrun the police while you deliver moonshine dixie muscle car. SS Chevelle, 450 horsepower, 454 cubic inch 500 lbs.-ft. of torque, and an absolute shitload of gas used.

The world will end in 499 and I am looking forward to the rapture.