🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪
I steal crumbs.
Crumbs.
Also I maintain a secret cache of documents underneath the Alaskan tundra with the help of a diesel generator, some very large goggles and a years supply of smoked frozen herring. 🍪
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Cake day: October 20th, 2023
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Scientists are now studying the healing properties of 394.
1·3 days agoPlease bring sweeping back. Sweeping is cleanly and good.
Clown security is no joke.
💥💥💥💥💥💥394 is indeed the universal solution. GLORY to 394 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
Your Viola seems fishy.
“I personally think the hair has a part to play, but for good or for ill?”-Gandalf
You are singlehandedly keeping Lemmy a decent and respectable place.
*Bonus points for keeping this shit PG.
Trust me, Elf.
2·7 days agoSustainability + Chili = win
Only cars with enormous breasts are humanely and sustainably milked. Most are grass fed.
Wanks are real, Yaks are not.
2·8 days agoMy mothers maiden name is punjab.
We managed to eat dinner, but now we have to poop.
We managed to get the princess, but were damned to eternal suffering.
We managed to change the oil at a cost of 5 annoying upsells
Those all give me hope.
Would you judge me if I tell you I had?
Those good ol boys never change, always having a little fun.