AliceMAEnglish · edit-216 days agoDear Gay/Everything.else.you.include.in.this.catagory.people, which colors do you wish the rainbow was instead ? 🌈plus-squarepinmessage-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up112
arrow-up112message-squareDear Gay/Everything.else.you.include.in.this.catagory.people, which colors do you wish the rainbow was instead ? 🌈plus-squarepinAliceMAEnglish · edit-216 days agomessage-square7fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 3 days agoIf you see a butt on the side of the road, do you pull over to ass-ist it, or do you slow down and stop your vehicle, and get out to butthole it up the ass?message-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareIf you see a butt on the side of the road, do you pull over to ass-ist it, or do you slow down and stop your vehicle, and get out to butthole it up the ass?AliceMAEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square1fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 3 days agoDo you downvote your own comments?message-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareDo you downvote your own comments?AliceMAEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square3fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 4 days agoAre you afraid a trouser snake might bite you?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up15
arrow-up15message-squareAre you afraid a trouser snake might bite you?plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square8fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 3 days agoIs justice really just ice?message-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareIs justice really just ice?AliceMAEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square3fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 3 days agoShould I begin to lightly moan and gradually moan louder, and louder, for each item the cashier scans to ease the awkward silence ?message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up16
arrow-up16message-squareShould I begin to lightly moan and gradually moan louder, and louder, for each item the cashier scans to ease the awkward silence ?AliceMAEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square2fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 5 days agoWhat would your pornstar name be if you were a pornstar?message-squaremessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up16
arrow-up16message-squareWhat would your pornstar name be if you were a pornstar?AliceMAEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square13fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 3 days agoMy daughter started her period without my permission. What can I do to punish her?message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareMy daughter started her period without my permission. What can I do to punish her?AliceMAEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square2fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 3 days agoAre baby deer verbally abusive to the nice gentleman who are simply just trying to kill their mother for sport ?message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up15
arrow-up15message-squareAre baby deer verbally abusive to the nice gentleman who are simply just trying to kill their mother for sport ?AliceMAEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square2fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 3 days agoImagine my surprise when I learned you're not actually supposed to blow on itmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareImagine my surprise when I learned you're not actually supposed to blow on itAliceMAEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 3 days agoA man walks into a clean bathroom. There’s a toilet and a sink. He pulls down his pants and sprays diarrhea out his ass onto the floor. Why?message-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareA man walks into a clean bathroom. There’s a toilet and a sink. He pulls down his pants and sprays diarrhea out his ass onto the floor. Why?AliceMAEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square4fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 4 days agoHave you ever experienced anything?message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up17
arrow-up17message-squareHave you ever experienced anything?AliceMAEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square2fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · edit-23 days agoAnime is the worst trash in human existence and is responsible for climate changeplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareAnime is the worst trash in human existence and is responsible for climate changeplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · edit-23 days agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 3 days agoGood evening, on tonight's menu we have a delicious marinara pasta withplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareGood evening, on tonight's menu we have a delicious marinara pasta withplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square2fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 4 days agoHi, I'm the tooth fairy what is your wish ?message-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up18
arrow-up18message-squareHi, I'm the tooth fairy what is your wish ?AliceMAEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square4fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 3 days agoHow do I seek Vengeance on my psoriasis ?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareHow do I seek Vengeance on my psoriasis ?plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 5 days agoWhat's your asses favorite flavor of toilet paper ?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareWhat's your asses favorite flavor of toilet paper ?plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square2fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 3 days agoEvery time I open my eyes, I see you ❤️ why won't you go away ?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareEvery time I open my eyes, I see you ❤️ why won't you go away ?plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 3 days agoYou're on a blind date, when suddenly you hear "FUCK ME DADDY UNTIL MY FACE FALLS OFF !!!!!" from the table behind you. Do you A, request to join and make it a tag team ?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareYou're on a blind date, when suddenly you hear "FUCK ME DADDY UNTIL MY FACE FALLS OFF !!!!!" from the table behind you. Do you A, request to join and make it a tag team ?plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square0fedilink
