AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agoWhat’s the most comforting thing someone's ever said to you ?plus-squarepinmessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareWhat’s the most comforting thing someone's ever said to you ?plus-squarepinAliceMAEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square3fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · edit-210 months agoDear Gay/Everything.else.you.include.in.this.catagory.people, which colors do you wish the rainbow was instead ? 🌈plus-squarepinmessage-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up114
arrow-up114message-squareDear Gay/Everything.else.you.include.in.this.catagory.people, which colors do you wish the rainbow was instead ? 🌈plus-squarepinAliceMAEnglish · edit-210 months agomessage-square6fedilink
MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.comEnglish · edit-23 hours agoDoes anyone know where my phone is?message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up16
arrow-up16message-squareDoes anyone know where my phone is?MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.comEnglish · edit-23 hours agomessage-square2fedilink
MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.comEnglish · edit-23 hours agoIf I forget to upvote a post but then come back later and then upvote it does it still go on my permanent record?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up15
arrow-up15message-squareIf I forget to upvote a post but then come back later and then upvote it does it still go on my permanent record?plus-squareMyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.comEnglish · edit-23 hours agomessage-square0fedilink
MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.comEnglish · edit-22 days agoWhat are some acceptable things to ask [a woman] on a first date?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up17
arrow-up17message-squareWhat are some acceptable things to ask [a woman] on a first date?plus-squareMyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.comEnglish · edit-22 days agomessage-square1fedilink
MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.comEnglish · edit-22 days agoWhat would happen if a cargo ship full of poop and a supertanker filled with cum collide with each other head-on at max speed?message-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareWhat would happen if a cargo ship full of poop and a supertanker filled with cum collide with each other head-on at max speed?MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.comEnglish · edit-22 days agomessage-square4fedilink
MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.comEnglish · edit-23 days agoPSA: Cum will winplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squarePSA: Cum will winplus-squareMyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.comEnglish · edit-23 days agomessage-square2fedilink
MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.comEnglish · edit-24 days agoIf you had to choose between Ohio not existing or unlimited cock, what would you do with all the cum?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareIf you had to choose between Ohio not existing or unlimited cock, what would you do with all the cum?plus-squareMyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.comEnglish · edit-24 days agomessage-square2fedilink
MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.comEnglish · edit-24 days agoIt's friday night and you have a box of crayons but no ketchup. Wtf do you do?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareIt's friday night and you have a box of crayons but no ketchup. Wtf do you do?plus-squareMyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.comEnglish · edit-24 days agomessage-square4fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 6 days agoIf I give you a tape measure, would you be able to tell me precisely how far your head is up your own ass ?message-squaremessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up15
arrow-up15message-squareIf I give you a tape measure, would you be able to tell me precisely how far your head is up your own ass ?AliceMAEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square10fedilink
MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.comEnglish · edit-24 days agoWhat prevents trains from flying away?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareWhat prevents trains from flying away?plus-squareMyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.comEnglish · edit-24 days agomessage-square2fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 7 days agoWhen Benedict Cumberbatch travels through the Cumberland Pass, does he accumulate cumbersome documents to communicate his cumulative accomplishments, or does he become accustomed to encumbrances?message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up16
arrow-up16message-squareWhen Benedict Cumberbatch travels through the Cumberland Pass, does he accumulate cumbersome documents to communicate his cumulative accomplishments, or does he become accustomed to encumbrances?AliceMAEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square2fedilink
MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.comEnglish · 9 days agoWhat is it called when you try to start your car but it doesn't start at first but then you get the idea to pull out your dick and start cumming everywhere?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up16
arrow-up16message-squareWhat is it called when you try to start your car but it doesn't start at first but then you get the idea to pull out your dick and start cumming everywhere?plus-squareMyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.comEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square2fedilink
MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.comEnglish · 11 days agoHow do I fix my keyboard so that pressing CAPS lock also capitalizes the letters?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareHow do I fix my keyboard so that pressing CAPS lock also capitalizes the letters?plus-squareMyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.comEnglish · 11 days agomessage-square2fedilink
MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.comEnglish · 11 days agoI either get so drunk I drink an entire river of water trying to not get hungover or so high I eat all the food in a 100mi radius. What should I be doing instead if I just want to CUM?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareI either get so drunk I drink an entire river of water trying to not get hungover or so high I eat all the food in a 100mi radius. What should I be doing instead if I just want to CUM?plus-squareMyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.comEnglish · 11 days agomessage-square6fedilink
MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.comEnglish · 12 days agoWhat happens if I lose my tongue inside a coworker's anus?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareWhat happens if I lose my tongue inside a coworker's anus?plus-squareMyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.comEnglish · 12 days agomessage-square4fedilink
