AliceMAEnglish · 22 days agoPop your pimples in publicplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squarePop your pimples in publicplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 22 days agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 28 days agoWatch horror movies alone in the middle of the night if you have anxietyplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareWatch horror movies alone in the middle of the night if you have anxietyplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 28 days agomessage-square2fedilink
over_clox@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoUse toothpicks to clean your ears, to get to those deep itches.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up118
arrow-up118message-squareUse toothpicks to clean your ears, to get to those deep itches.plus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square4fedilink
over_clox@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoWipe your ass with a pinecone for an exfoliating experience.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up18
arrow-up18message-squareWipe your ass with a pinecone for an exfoliating experience.plus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square1fedilink
over_clox@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoMasturbate into the mayonnaise jar to keep it topped off and fresh.message-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up116
arrow-up116message-squareMasturbate into the mayonnaise jar to keep it topped off and fresh.over_clox@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square5fedilink
Cryophilia@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoDon't harm your biome by "cleaning" itplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up18
arrow-up18message-squareDon't harm your biome by "cleaning" itplus-squareCryophilia@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square5fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 1 month agoAlways spend more money than you earnplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up16
arrow-up16message-squareAlways spend more money than you earnplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agoGive yourself a round of applause after every page you read while at the libraryplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up16
arrow-up16message-squareGive yourself a round of applause after every page you read while at the libraryplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 3 months agoCall everyone Michaelplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareCall everyone Michaelplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 3 months agoMake a scene at funeralsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up19
arrow-up19message-squareMake a scene at funeralsplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square2fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 3 months agoDrive on the wrong side of the road for better gas mileageplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareDrive on the wrong side of the road for better gas mileageplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 3 months agoUse a banana as a phone chargerplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareUse a banana as a phone chargerplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 3 months agoChew on aluminum foil to strengthen your teeth.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up16
arrow-up16message-squareChew on aluminum foil to strengthen your teeth.plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square2fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 3 months agoWhen faced with a difficult decision, just close your eyes and point randomly at a map. Wherever you land, move there and start over.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up18
arrow-up18message-squareWhen faced with a difficult decision, just close your eyes and point randomly at a map. Wherever you land, move there and start over.plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square1fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 3 months agoConstantly, and persistently debate people about everything and continuesly insist they are wrongplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareConstantly, and persistently debate people about everything and continuesly insist they are wrongplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square0fedilink
dberte79 · 3 months agoIt’s not slavery if they’re foster kidsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up114
arrow-up114message-squareIt’s not slavery if they’re foster kidsplus-squaredberte79 · 3 months agomessage-square3fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 3 months agoTake laxatives before swimming then have major diarrhea in the swimming pool. That way you get the pool all to yourself.message-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up19
arrow-up19message-squareTake laxatives before swimming then have major diarrhea in the swimming pool. That way you get the pool all to yourself.AliceMAEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square6fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 3 months agoShow appreciation to your friends by whispering "oh fuck yeah" under your breath when they show you pictures of their kids.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareShow appreciation to your friends by whispering "oh fuck yeah" under your breath when they show you pictures of their kids.AliceMAEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 4 months agoNever comb your hairplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up17
arrow-up13message-squareNever comb your hairplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 4 months agoDrink less waterplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up12message-squareDrink less waterplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0fedilink
