AliceMAEnglish · 20 days agoImprove your sleep quality by constantly arguing with your pillows!plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareImprove your sleep quality by constantly arguing with your pillows!plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 20 days agomessage-square2fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 22 days agoAvoid all daily decisions by appointing a pet goldfish as your Life Coach!plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareAvoid all daily decisions by appointing a pet goldfish as your Life Coach!plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 22 days agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 22 days agoOptimize Your Workout by Moving Only Your Thumbnail!plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareOptimize Your Workout by Moving Only Your Thumbnail!plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 22 days agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 24 days agoAccelerate your career by actively ignoring workplace emails!plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareAccelerate your career by actively ignoring workplace emails!plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 24 days agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 24 days agoTo never lose cash again, burn it all in front of a mirror while chanting incantations to the ancient Gods of Frugality!plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareTo never lose cash again, burn it all in front of a mirror while chanting incantations to the ancient Gods of Frugality!plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 24 days agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 3 months agoScream at Screaming babiesplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareScream at Screaming babiesplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square2fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 4 months agoPretend you have a Criminal recordplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squarePretend you have a Criminal recordplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square1fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 4 months agoCall your parents by name instead of mom and dadplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up15
arrow-up15message-squareCall your parents by name instead of mom and dadplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 4 months agoConstantly compare yourself to othersplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareConstantly compare yourself to othersplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0fedilink
krakenwagenEnglish · 6 months agohave constipation?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squarehave constipation?plus-squarekrakenwagenEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square1fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 6 months agoStop wearing clothes and give people unsolicited hugsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareStop wearing clothes and give people unsolicited hugsplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square6fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 6 months agoDrop out of school and become a professional couch warmer.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareDrop out of school and become a professional couch warmer.plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square2fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 8 months agoPop your pimples in publicplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squarePop your pimples in publicplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 8 months agoWatch horror movies alone in the middle of the night if you have anxietyplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareWatch horror movies alone in the middle of the night if you have anxietyplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square2fedilink
over_clox@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agoUse toothpicks to clean your ears, to get to those deep itches.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up118
arrow-up118message-squareUse toothpicks to clean your ears, to get to those deep itches.plus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square4fedilink
over_clox@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agoWipe your ass with a pinecone for an exfoliating experience.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up18
arrow-up18message-squareWipe your ass with a pinecone for an exfoliating experience.plus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square1fedilink
over_clox@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agoMasturbate into the mayonnaise jar to keep it topped off and fresh.message-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up116
arrow-up116message-squareMasturbate into the mayonnaise jar to keep it topped off and fresh.over_clox@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square5fedilink
Cryophilia@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agoDon't harm your biome by "cleaning" itplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up18
arrow-up18message-squareDon't harm your biome by "cleaning" itplus-squareCryophilia@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square5fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 8 months agoAlways spend more money than you earnplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up17
arrow-up17message-squareAlways spend more money than you earnplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 9 months agoGive yourself a round of applause after every page you read while at the libraryplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up16
arrow-up16message-squareGive yourself a round of applause after every page you read while at the libraryplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square0fedilink
