AliceMAEnglish · 1 month agoStop Sleepingplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareStop Sleepingplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0linkfedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 1 month agoIf you ignore your problems long enough, they’ll get tired and leave you alone.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up19
arrow-up19message-squareIf you ignore your problems long enough, they’ll get tired and leave you alone.AliceMAEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0linkfedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 4 months agoImprove your sleep quality by constantly arguing with your pillows!plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareImprove your sleep quality by constantly arguing with your pillows!plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square2linkfedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 4 months agoAvoid all daily decisions by appointing a pet goldfish as your Life Coach!plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareAvoid all daily decisions by appointing a pet goldfish as your Life Coach!plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 4 months agoOptimize Your Workout by Moving Only Your Thumbnail!plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareOptimize Your Workout by Moving Only Your Thumbnail!plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 4 months agoAccelerate your career by actively ignoring workplace emails!plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareAccelerate your career by actively ignoring workplace emails!plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 4 months agoTo never lose cash again, burn it all in front of a mirror while chanting incantations to the ancient Gods of Frugality!plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareTo never lose cash again, burn it all in front of a mirror while chanting incantations to the ancient Gods of Frugality!plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 6 months agoScream at Screaming babiesplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareScream at Screaming babiesplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square2linkfedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 7 months agoPretend you have a Criminal recordplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squarePretend you have a Criminal recordplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square1linkfedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 7 months agoCall your parents by name instead of mom and dadplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up15
arrow-up15message-squareCall your parents by name instead of mom and dadplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 7 months agoConstantly compare yourself to othersplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareConstantly compare yourself to othersplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
krakenwagenEnglish · 9 months agohave constipation?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squarehave constipation?plus-squarekrakenwagenEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square1linkfedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 9 months agoStop wearing clothes and give people unsolicited hugsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square6linkfedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareStop wearing clothes and give people unsolicited hugsplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square6linkfedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 9 months agoDrop out of school and become a professional couch warmer.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareDrop out of school and become a professional couch warmer.plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square2linkfedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 11 months agoPop your pimples in publicplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squarePop your pimples in publicplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 11 months agoWatch horror movies alone in the middle of the night if you have anxietyplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareWatch horror movies alone in the middle of the night if you have anxietyplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square2linkfedilink
over_clox@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agoUse toothpicks to clean your ears, to get to those deep itches.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up119
arrow-up119message-squareUse toothpicks to clean your ears, to get to those deep itches.plus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square4linkfedilink
over_clox@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agoWipe your ass with a pinecone for an exfoliating experience.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up18
arrow-up18message-squareWipe your ass with a pinecone for an exfoliating experience.plus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square1linkfedilink
over_clox@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agoMasturbate into the mayonnaise jar to keep it topped off and fresh.message-squaremessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up116
arrow-up116message-squareMasturbate into the mayonnaise jar to keep it topped off and fresh.over_clox@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square5linkfedilink
Cryophilia@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agoDon't harm your biome by "cleaning" itplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up18
arrow-up18message-squareDon't harm your biome by "cleaning" itplus-squareCryophilia@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square5linkfedilink
