AliceMAEnglish · 3 months agoStop Sleepingplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareStop Sleepingplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 3 months agoIf you ignore your problems long enough, they’ll get tired and leave you alone.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down10
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-squareIf you ignore your problems long enough, they’ll get tired and leave you alone.AliceMAEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 5 months agoImprove your sleep quality by constantly arguing with your pillows!plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareImprove your sleep quality by constantly arguing with your pillows!plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square2linkfedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 5 months agoAvoid all daily decisions by appointing a pet goldfish as your Life Coach!plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareAvoid all daily decisions by appointing a pet goldfish as your Life Coach!plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 5 months agoOptimize Your Workout by Moving Only Your Thumbnail!plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareOptimize Your Workout by Moving Only Your Thumbnail!plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 6 months agoAccelerate your career by actively ignoring workplace emails!plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareAccelerate your career by actively ignoring workplace emails!plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 6 months agoTo never lose cash again, burn it all in front of a mirror while chanting incantations to the ancient Gods of Frugality!plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareTo never lose cash again, burn it all in front of a mirror while chanting incantations to the ancient Gods of Frugality!plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 8 months agoScream at Screaming babiesplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareScream at Screaming babiesplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square2linkfedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 8 months agoPretend you have a Criminal recordplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squarePretend you have a Criminal recordplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square1linkfedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 9 months agoCall your parents by name instead of mom and dadplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down10
arrow-up15arrow-down1message-squareCall your parents by name instead of mom and dadplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 9 months agoConstantly compare yourself to othersplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareConstantly compare yourself to othersplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 11 months agoStop wearing clothes and give people unsolicited hugsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square6linkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareStop wearing clothes and give people unsolicited hugsplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square6linkfedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 11 months agoDrop out of school and become a professional couch warmer.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareDrop out of school and become a professional couch warmer.plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square2linkfedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 1 year agoPop your pimples in publicplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squarePop your pimples in publicplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0linkfedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 1 year agoWatch horror movies alone in the middle of the night if you have anxietyplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareWatch horror movies alone in the middle of the night if you have anxietyplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square2linkfedilink
over_clox@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoUse toothpicks to clean your ears, to get to those deep itches.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up119arrow-down10
arrow-up119arrow-down1message-squareUse toothpicks to clean your ears, to get to those deep itches.plus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square4linkfedilink
over_clox@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoWipe your ass with a pinecone for an exfoliating experience.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down10
arrow-up18arrow-down1message-squareWipe your ass with a pinecone for an exfoliating experience.plus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square1linkfedilink
over_clox@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoMasturbate into the mayonnaise jar to keep it topped off and fresh.message-squaremessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up116arrow-down10
arrow-up116arrow-down1message-squareMasturbate into the mayonnaise jar to keep it topped off and fresh.over_clox@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square5linkfedilink
Cryophilia@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoDon't harm your biome by "cleaning" itplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down10
arrow-up18arrow-down1message-squareDon't harm your biome by "cleaning" itplus-squareCryophilia@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square5linkfedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 1 year agoAlways spend more money than you earnplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down10
arrow-up17arrow-down1message-squareAlways spend more money than you earnplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0linkfedilink
