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Yes, I’d like to have radioactive shit injected into my teeth, to deter the tooth fairy…
Yes, I’d like to have radioactive shit injected into my teeth, to deter the tooth fairy…
Sharting is farting, just with a warm beverage.
Sharing is caring…
Yeah, means basically the same here too, sometimes also means to party hard. Just being silly, English has way too many inconsistencies…
Men like to make more problems, and then piss on them to put them out.
That reminds me, the chicken on the barbecue is burning, BRB…
Another solution to a problem that doesn’t exist. If anything, it’s just gonna be a new problem in it of itself.
AI isn’t your friend. AI is an automated data spy.
There are around 8 billion real people on the planet. Go outside and find one.
It’s easier to use a match.
Top secret info from the QTip industry, they’re actually meant for sounding. They’re in cahoots with Vaseline…
Ah, good advice, thank you!
That depends what flavor you prefer. You can always get some friends to refill it for you. You got this 👍
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If you don’t like Lemmy, you already know where to go. Enjoy Spez, the ads, the selling of your data to train AI, etc…
It is said that the foreskin of Jesus still exists…
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Prepuce
For all I know it could be just an ancient dried up piece of bacon 🤷♂️
I like the way you described it. 👍
Why do we even have borders? Who invented money in the first place? Did they even think things through when they started the whole system?
I’m sure back when all these sort of modern society things we’ve become accustomed to sounded good on paper clay tablets, but it’s making less and less sense by the day now.
Animals tend to survive on their own, no money, no clothes, blah. We invented money. But to what end? Why? Now we’re in the process of replacing humans with artificial intelligence?
If all the jobs go to robots and AI, then how the fuck are humans supposed to earn money to survive?
Oh that’s right, animals don’t need money, they’re smarter than us in that regard…
Umm, something like that, I guess…
Again, just speculation, but if everyone had roughly the same amount of money (assuming the concept of spreading the butter equally), then nobody would want to earn money, and nothing would get done.
Disclaimer: Theoretical Speculation
If everyone was rich, money would become useless…
All of them.
I know absolutely nothing about the Zodiac, except they say I’m a Virgo.
Ever wonder why there seems to be so many September birthdays? September is the 9th month, basically meaning the parents of Virgos were screwing somewhere around Christmas / New Year’s…
In my opinion, it should be illegal to drive any vehicle so tall you can’t see kids in front of you anywhere near a school zone. Unless it’s a fire truck or other service vehicle, for obvious reasons.