krakenwagenMEnglish · 19 days agoPlay memory game against old people so you can feel good about yourselfmessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up16
arrow-up16message-squarePlay memory game against old people so you can feel good about yourselfkrakenwagenMEnglish · 19 days agomessage-square1fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agoIf a company ghosts you, send them a glitter bomb.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareIf a company ghosts you, send them a glitter bomb.plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square2fedilink
krakenwagenMEnglish · 4 months agowanna watch movies?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squarewanna watch movies?plus-squarekrakenwagenMEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square1fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 11 months agoDon't buy produce just throw it in the bag at self check outmessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareDon't buy produce just throw it in the bag at self check outAliceMAEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square4fedilink
wigglehardEnglish · 1 year agoFeed a hotdog to a great white shark with your butt cheeksmessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareFeed a hotdog to a great white shark with your butt cheekswigglehardEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square3fedilink
wigglehardEnglish · edit-21 year agoThe best thing a woman can do to shut up a man who is being sexist or giving her a hard time is to show him her titsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareThe best thing a woman can do to shut up a man who is being sexist or giving her a hard time is to show him her titsplus-squarewigglehardEnglish · edit-21 year agomessage-square5fedilink
wigglehardEnglish · 1 year agoGo into crowded public bathroom and pretend your ferociously masterbating while listening to a dog show on your phone on the loudest setting. Yell im gonna cum before exiting stallmessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareGo into crowded public bathroom and pretend your ferociously masterbating while listening to a dog show on your phone on the loudest setting. Yell im gonna cum before exiting stallwigglehardEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square4fedilink
wigglehardEnglish · 1 year agoOpen a baby changing station in a public bathroom, empty a bag of chopped raw chicken gizards on and squirt watered down ketchup everywhere, leave baby shoes for dramatic effectmessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareOpen a baby changing station in a public bathroom, empty a bag of chopped raw chicken gizards on and squirt watered down ketchup everywhere, leave baby shoes for dramatic effectwigglehardEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square2fedilink
wigglehardEnglish · 1 year agodress a baby up as Adolf Hitler with a mini hitler stash and push the little guy on a carriage around townmessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squaredress a baby up as Adolf Hitler with a mini hitler stash and push the little guy on a carriage around townwigglehardEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square3fedilink
wigglehardEnglish · 1 year agoCall any major cell phone provider and ask which phone is best for watching high quality pornmessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareCall any major cell phone provider and ask which phone is best for watching high quality pornwigglehardEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square4fedilink
wigglehardEnglish · edit-21 year agoLet your shoe laces drag across a bathroom floor then lick the frayed tips to lace the holesmessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareLet your shoe laces drag across a bathroom floor then lick the frayed tips to lace the holeswigglehardEnglish · edit-21 year agomessage-square4fedilink
krakenwagenMEnglish · 1 year agoDress as santa, tell everyone you are collecting money for charityplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareDress as santa, tell everyone you are collecting money for charityplus-squarekrakenwagenMEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square6fedilink
krakenwagenMEnglish · edit-21 year agowhen someone asks for directions, tell them to go the opposite wayplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squarewhen someone asks for directions, tell them to go the opposite wayplus-squarekrakenwagenMEnglish · edit-21 year agomessage-square4fedilink
krakenwagenMEnglish · 1 year agoOpen anonymous chat, then open eviebot on another windowplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareOpen anonymous chat, then open eviebot on another windowplus-squarekrakenwagenMEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square10fedilink
