BaconmasterEnglish · 46 minutes agoNever clean house, when guests come over clip dryer sheets to fan for fresh smellmessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareNever clean house, when guests come over clip dryer sheets to fan for fresh smellBaconmasterEnglish · 46 minutes agomessage-square0linkfedilink
BaconmasterEnglish · 50 minutes agoset up hidden camera in library, take books out all over the place and rearrange in the wrong order, watch replay of angry librarians put books back in order on 2x speed to benny hill musicmessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareset up hidden camera in library, take books out all over the place and rearrange in the wrong order, watch replay of angry librarians put books back in order on 2x speed to benny hill musicBaconmasterEnglish · 50 minutes agomessage-square0linkfedilink
BaconmasterEnglish · 6 days agoIf someone puts you in a bad group text over and over again, reminder that sending pictures of elephants mating isn’t illegalmessage-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down11
arrow-up18arrow-down1message-squareIf someone puts you in a bad group text over and over again, reminder that sending pictures of elephants mating isn’t illegalBaconmasterEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square4linkfedilink
BaconmasterEnglish · 6 days agoBuild a home of the edge of a cliff that hangs out over a long drop. Over Water your grass every day and set up a camera and don’t have a roof, sleep in a parachute . When it falls youll go viralplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down12
arrow-up15arrow-down1message-squareBuild a home of the edge of a cliff that hangs out over a long drop. Over Water your grass every day and set up a camera and don’t have a roof, sleep in a parachute . When it falls youll go viralplus-squareBaconmasterEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square2linkfedilink
BaconmasterEnglish · 6 days agoWhen using the bathroom take a little debbie brownie, form it into a turd wet it under water and leave it on the seat of the toilet. One man’s prank is another man’s….. lunch snack 💁♂️ message-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down13
arrow-up10arrow-down1message-squareWhen using the bathroom take a little debbie brownie, form it into a turd wet it under water and leave it on the seat of the toilet. One man’s prank is another man’s….. lunch snack 💁♂️ BaconmasterEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square1linkfedilink
NutinButNetEnglish · 4 months agoSee an attractive person driving and want to get their number? Crash into them.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up115arrow-down10
arrow-up115arrow-down1message-squareSee an attractive person driving and want to get their number? Crash into them.plus-squareNutinButNetEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square2linkfedilink
Lady Butterfly she/her@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agoIt really won'tlemmy.worldimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up124arrow-down10
arrow-up124arrow-down1imageIt really won'tlemmy.worldLady Butterfly she/her@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 2 years agoIf a company ghosts you, send them a glitter bomb.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareIf a company ghosts you, send them a glitter bomb.plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square1linkfedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 2 years agoDon't buy produce just throw it in the bag at self check outmessage-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareDon't buy produce just throw it in the bag at self check outAliceMAEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square4linkfedilink
wigglehardBanneddeleted by creatorEnglish · 2 years agoFeed a hotdog to a great white shark with your butt cheeksmessage-squaremessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareFeed a hotdog to a great white shark with your butt cheekswigglehardBanneddeleted by creatorEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square3linkfedilink
wigglehardBanneddeleted by creatorEnglish · edit-22 years agoThe best thing a woman can do to shut up a man who is being sexist or giving her a hard time is to show him her titsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareThe best thing a woman can do to shut up a man who is being sexist or giving her a hard time is to show him her titsplus-squarewigglehardBanneddeleted by creatorEnglish · edit-22 years agomessage-square5linkfedilink
wigglehardBanneddeleted by creatorEnglish · 2 years agoGo into crowded public bathroom and pretend your ferociously masterbating while listening to a dog show on your phone on the loudest setting. Yell im gonna cum before exiting stallmessage-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareGo into crowded public bathroom and pretend your ferociously masterbating while listening to a dog show on your phone on the loudest setting. Yell im gonna cum before exiting stallwigglehardBanneddeleted by creatorEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square4linkfedilink
wigglehardBanneddeleted by creatorEnglish · 2 years agoOpen a baby changing station in a public bathroom, empty a bag of chopped raw chicken gizards on and squirt watered down ketchup everywhere, leave baby shoes for dramatic effectmessage-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareOpen a baby changing station in a public bathroom, empty a bag of chopped raw chicken gizards on and squirt watered down ketchup everywhere, leave baby shoes for dramatic effectwigglehardBanneddeleted by creatorEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square2linkfedilink
wigglehardBanneddeleted by creatorEnglish · 2 years agodress a baby up as Adolf Hitler with a mini hitler stash and push the little guy on a carriage around townmessage-squaremessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squaredress a baby up as Adolf Hitler with a mini hitler stash and push the little guy on a carriage around townwigglehardBanneddeleted by creatorEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square3linkfedilink
wigglehardBanneddeleted by creatorEnglish · 2 years agoCall any major cell phone provider and ask which phone is best for watching high quality pornmessage-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareCall any major cell phone provider and ask which phone is best for watching high quality pornwigglehardBanneddeleted by creatorEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square4linkfedilink
wigglehardBanneddeleted by creatorEnglish · 2 years agoLet your shoe laces drag across a bathroom floor then lick the frayed tips to lace the holesmessage-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareLet your shoe laces drag across a bathroom floor then lick the frayed tips to lace the holeswigglehardBanneddeleted by creatorEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square4linkfedilink
