BaconmasterEnglish · 5 days agoIf someone puts you in a bad group text over and over again, reminder that sending pictures of elephants mating isn’t illegalmessage-squaremessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down11
arrow-up18arrow-down1message-squareIf someone puts you in a bad group text over and over again, reminder that sending pictures of elephants mating isn’t illegalBaconmasterEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square3linkfedilink
BaconmasterEnglish · 5 days agoBuild a home of the edge of a cliff that hangs out over a long drop. Over Water your grass every day and set up a camera and don’t have a roof, sleep in a parachute . When it falls youll go viralplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down12
arrow-up15arrow-down1message-squareBuild a home of the edge of a cliff that hangs out over a long drop. Over Water your grass every day and set up a camera and don’t have a roof, sleep in a parachute . When it falls youll go viralplus-squareBaconmasterEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square1linkfedilink
BaconmasterEnglish · 5 days agoWhen using the bathroom take a little debbie brownie, form it into a turd wet it under water and leave it on the seat of the toilet. One man’s prank is another man’s….. lunch snack 💁♂️ message-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down13
arrow-up10arrow-down1message-squareWhen using the bathroom take a little debbie brownie, form it into a turd wet it under water and leave it on the seat of the toilet. One man’s prank is another man’s….. lunch snack 💁♂️ BaconmasterEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square1linkfedilink
NutinButNetEnglish · 4 months agoSee an attractive person driving and want to get their number? Crash into them.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up115arrow-down10
arrow-up115arrow-down1message-squareSee an attractive person driving and want to get their number? Crash into them.plus-squareNutinButNetEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square2linkfedilink
Lady Butterfly she/her@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agoIt really won'tlemmy.worldimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up124arrow-down10
arrow-up124arrow-down1imageIt really won'tlemmy.worldLady Butterfly she/her@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 2 years agoIf a company ghosts you, send them a glitter bomb.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareIf a company ghosts you, send them a glitter bomb.plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square1linkfedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 2 years agoDon't buy produce just throw it in the bag at self check outmessage-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareDon't buy produce just throw it in the bag at self check outAliceMAEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square4linkfedilink
wigglehardBanneddeleted by creatorEnglish · 2 years agoFeed a hotdog to a great white shark with your butt cheeksmessage-squaremessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareFeed a hotdog to a great white shark with your butt cheekswigglehardBanneddeleted by creatorEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square3linkfedilink
wigglehardBanneddeleted by creatorEnglish · edit-22 years agoThe best thing a woman can do to shut up a man who is being sexist or giving her a hard time is to show him her titsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareThe best thing a woman can do to shut up a man who is being sexist or giving her a hard time is to show him her titsplus-squarewigglehardBanneddeleted by creatorEnglish · edit-22 years agomessage-square5linkfedilink
wigglehardBanneddeleted by creatorEnglish · 2 years agoGo into crowded public bathroom and pretend your ferociously masterbating while listening to a dog show on your phone on the loudest setting. Yell im gonna cum before exiting stallmessage-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareGo into crowded public bathroom and pretend your ferociously masterbating while listening to a dog show on your phone on the loudest setting. Yell im gonna cum before exiting stallwigglehardBanneddeleted by creatorEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square4linkfedilink
wigglehardBanneddeleted by creatorEnglish · 2 years agoOpen a baby changing station in a public bathroom, empty a bag of chopped raw chicken gizards on and squirt watered down ketchup everywhere, leave baby shoes for dramatic effectmessage-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareOpen a baby changing station in a public bathroom, empty a bag of chopped raw chicken gizards on and squirt watered down ketchup everywhere, leave baby shoes for dramatic effectwigglehardBanneddeleted by creatorEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square2linkfedilink
wigglehardBanneddeleted by creatorEnglish · 2 years agodress a baby up as Adolf Hitler with a mini hitler stash and push the little guy on a carriage around townmessage-squaremessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squaredress a baby up as Adolf Hitler with a mini hitler stash and push the little guy on a carriage around townwigglehardBanneddeleted by creatorEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square3linkfedilink
wigglehardBanneddeleted by creatorEnglish · 2 years agoCall any major cell phone provider and ask which phone is best for watching high quality pornmessage-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareCall any major cell phone provider and ask which phone is best for watching high quality pornwigglehardBanneddeleted by creatorEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square4linkfedilink
wigglehardBanneddeleted by creatorEnglish · 2 years agoLet your shoe laces drag across a bathroom floor then lick the frayed tips to lace the holesmessage-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareLet your shoe laces drag across a bathroom floor then lick the frayed tips to lace the holeswigglehardBanneddeleted by creatorEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square4linkfedilink
