AliceMAEnglish · 7 days agoLook, you aint funny. Your life is just a joke.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareLook, you aint funny. Your life is just a joke.AliceMAEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 1 month agoI respectfully, don't care.message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareI respectfully, don't care.AliceMAEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square2fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 1 month agoHey, you there: Fuck off. And when you got there, fuck off from there too. Then fuck off some more. Keep fucking off until you get back there. Then fuck off again.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareHey, you there: Fuck off. And when you got there, fuck off from there too. Then fuck off some more. Keep fucking off until you get back there. Then fuck off again.AliceMAEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agoYou have your entire life to be a buffoon. Why not take today off?message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareYou have your entire life to be a buffoon. Why not take today off?AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agoyou sir, are the reason god created the middle finger.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up15
arrow-up15message-squareyou sir, are the reason god created the middle finger.AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agoYour family tree must be a cactus, because your all a bunch of pricks.message-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up19
arrow-up19message-squareYour family tree must be a cactus, because your all a bunch of pricks.AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square1fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 3 months agoDon’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareDon’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.AliceMAEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square2fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 3 months agoWhy don't you check up on eBay and see if they have a life for sale.message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareWhy don't you check up on eBay and see if they have a life for sale.AliceMAEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square2fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 3 months agoI bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareI bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.AliceMAEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square2fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 3 months ago(Phone ringing)... Excuse me it's your village, they want their idiot back.message-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-square(Phone ringing)... Excuse me it's your village, they want their idiot back.AliceMAEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square1fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 3 months agoWhat are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his butt back?message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareWhat are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his butt back?AliceMAEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 3 months agoThe tartness of your face sours ripe grapes.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareThe tartness of your face sours ripe grapes.AliceMAEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 3 months agoI'd call you a cunt but you lack the depth and warmth.message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up15
arrow-up15message-squareI'd call you a cunt but you lack the depth and warmth.AliceMAEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square2fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 3 months agoYou're kinda like Rapunzel except instead of letting down your hair you let down everyone in your life.message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up18
arrow-up18message-squareYou're kinda like Rapunzel except instead of letting down your hair you let down everyone in your life.AliceMAEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square2fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 4 months agoYou star in 'Holy Fuck Who Gives A Shit'.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareYou star in 'Holy Fuck Who Gives A Shit'.AliceMAEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 4 months agoYou are living proof that test-tube experiments can fail.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareYou are living proof that test-tube experiments can fail.AliceMAEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 4 months agoIf being beautiful was a crime, you would be law abiding.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareIf being beautiful was a crime, you would be law abiding.AliceMAEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 4 months agoYou’re the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up16
arrow-up16message-squareYou’re the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.AliceMAEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 4 months agoThe sound of your piss hitting the urinal is feminine.message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareThe sound of your piss hitting the urinal is feminine.AliceMAEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square2fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 4 months agoI hope you outlive your kids.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareI hope you outlive your kids.AliceMAEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0fedilink