AliceMAEnglish · 9 days agoYou star in 'Holy Fuck Who Gives A Shit'.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareYou star in 'Holy Fuck Who Gives A Shit'.AliceMAEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 9 days agoYou are living proof that test-tube experiments can fail.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareYou are living proof that test-tube experiments can fail.AliceMAEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 9 days agoIf being beautiful was a crime, you would be law abiding.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareIf being beautiful was a crime, you would be law abiding.AliceMAEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 12 days agoYou’re the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up15
arrow-up15message-squareYou’re the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.AliceMAEnglish · 12 days agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 12 days agoThe sound of your piss hitting the urinal is feminine.message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareThe sound of your piss hitting the urinal is feminine.AliceMAEnglish · 12 days agomessage-square2fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 12 days agoI hope you outlive your kids.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareI hope you outlive your kids.AliceMAEnglish · 12 days agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 12 days agoYou look like a before picture.message-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareYou look like a before picture.AliceMAEnglish · 12 days agomessage-square3fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 20 days agoI wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't get 7 cocks in my mouth.message-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up16
arrow-up16message-squareI wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't get 7 cocks in my mouth.AliceMAEnglish · 20 days agomessage-square4fedilink
over_clox@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 days agoLook here, you leaking Tide Pod...message-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up15
arrow-up15message-squareLook here, you leaking Tide Pod...over_clox@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 days agomessage-square1fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 24 days agoYou will be utterly forgotten.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareYou will be utterly forgotten.AliceMAEnglish · 24 days agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 24 days agoIf we evolved from apes you didn't evolve enough.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareIf we evolved from apes you didn't evolve enough.AliceMAEnglish · 24 days agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 24 days agoIf i wanted my own comeback, I'd get it off your mother's chin.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareIf i wanted my own comeback, I'd get it off your mother's chin.AliceMAEnglish · 24 days agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 24 days agoIf you shake your head right now, the little amount of brain cells would make the same sounds as a pair of maracas would.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up15
arrow-up15message-squareIf you shake your head right now, the little amount of brain cells would make the same sounds as a pair of maracas would.AliceMAEnglish · 24 days agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 24 days agoThe only thing that goes erect when I'm near you is my middle finger.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareThe only thing that goes erect when I'm near you is my middle finger.AliceMAEnglish · 24 days agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 1 month agoMay I borrow your tweezers when you are done masturbating?message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up18
arrow-up18message-squareMay I borrow your tweezers when you are done masturbating?AliceMAEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 1 month agoWhen you look in the mirror, say hi to the clown you see in there for me, would you?message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareWhen you look in the mirror, say hi to the clown you see in there for me, would you?AliceMAEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 1 month agoSo is there a specific reason youre a piece of Shit? OR does it just Run in the family ?message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareSo is there a specific reason youre a piece of Shit? OR does it just Run in the family ?AliceMAEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square2fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agoNext time you go out, take a sentient being with you.message-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up111
arrow-up111message-squareNext time you go out, take a sentient being with you.AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square4fedilink
wiccan2@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoThe serial killer who bought you on the dark web took one look at you and asked for a refundmessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up17
arrow-up17message-squareThe serial killer who bought you on the dark web took one look at you and asked for a refundwiccan2@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square1fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agoOf all the semen pumped into your mother, how the fuck did you win out?message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up16
arrow-up16message-squareOf all the semen pumped into your mother, how the fuck did you win out?AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square2fedilink