AliceMAEnglish · 12 days agoSo is there a specific reason youre a piece of Shit? OR does it just Run in the family ?message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareSo is there a specific reason youre a piece of Shit? OR does it just Run in the family ?AliceMAEnglish · 12 days agomessage-square2fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 18 days agoNext time you go out, take a sentient being with you.message-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up111
arrow-up111message-squareNext time you go out, take a sentient being with you.AliceMAEnglish · 18 days agomessage-square4fedilink
wiccan2@lemmy.worldEnglish · 23 days agoThe serial killer who bought you on the dark web took one look at you and asked for a refundmessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up17
arrow-up17message-squareThe serial killer who bought you on the dark web took one look at you and asked for a refundwiccan2@lemmy.worldEnglish · 23 days agomessage-square1fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 24 days agoOf all the semen pumped into your mother, how the fuck did you win out?message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up16
arrow-up16message-squareOf all the semen pumped into your mother, how the fuck did you win out?AliceMAEnglish · 24 days agomessage-square2fedilink
SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.worldEnglish · 26 days agoIn reply to some directed insult: Well, I’m just glad that my life isn’t as bad as it could be. I could be you. message-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up16
arrow-up16message-squareIn reply to some directed insult: Well, I’m just glad that my life isn’t as bad as it could be. I could be you. SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.worldEnglish · 26 days agomessage-square1fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 26 days agoYou should put a condom on your head, because if you're going to act like a dick you better dress like one too.message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up110
arrow-up110message-squareYou should put a condom on your head, because if you're going to act like a dick you better dress like one too.AliceMAEnglish · 26 days agomessage-square2fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agoI would love to see it from your perspective, but I am incapable of sticking my head that far up my own ass.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up113
arrow-up113message-squareI would love to see it from your perspective, but I am incapable of sticking my head that far up my own ass.AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agoCan I borrow your face? My arse is on holiday.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareCan I borrow your face? My arse is on holiday.AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agoDoes your asshole get jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth?message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up19
arrow-up19message-squareDoes your asshole get jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth?AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agoDo you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareDo you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agoYou are about as useful as a knitted condom.message-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up18
arrow-up18message-squareYou are about as useful as a knitted condom.AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square3fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agoABRACADABRA! Nope. You're still a bitch.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareABRACADABRA! Nope. You're still a bitch.AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agoOh, I’m sorry. Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up16
arrow-up16message-squareOh, I’m sorry. Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agoYour life is as worthless as the broken condom you owe it to.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareYour life is as worthless as the broken condom you owe it to.AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agoAre you always such an idiot, or do you just show off when I'm around?message-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up19
arrow-up19message-squareAre you always such an idiot, or do you just show off when I'm around?AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square3fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agoWhy don't you check up on eBay and see if they have a life for sale.message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up15
arrow-up15message-squareWhy don't you check up on eBay and see if they have a life for sale.AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square2fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agoHey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up11message-squareHey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square2fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agoYou're dicks so small you pee on your ballsmessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up1-6message-squareYou're dicks so small you pee on your ballsAliceMAEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square3fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agoActing like a dick won't make yours any more bigger either.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up1-1message-squareActing like a dick won't make yours any more bigger either.AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 3 months agoSorry, I didn't get that. I don't speak bullshit.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up1-1message-squareSorry, I didn't get that. I don't speak bullshit.AliceMAEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square0fedilink
