Universal MonkEnglish · edit-28 days agoLied about my plans during my mid-year review to get a raise, even though I intended to retire 3 months later.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up118
arrow-up118message-squareLied about my plans during my mid-year review to get a raise, even though I intended to retire 3 months later.plus-squareUniversal MonkEnglish · edit-28 days agomessage-square4fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agoI have a thing for color coordinationmessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up15
arrow-up15message-squareI have a thing for color coordinationAliceMAEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square3fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 2 months agoI go to Sleep at 3pm most daysmessage-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareI go to Sleep at 3pm most daysAliceMAEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square6fedilink
krakenwagenEnglish · edit-23 months agoI was on this incredibly toxic random chat site and reported myselfplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up110
arrow-up110message-squareI was on this incredibly toxic random chat site and reported myselfplus-squarekrakenwagenEnglish · edit-23 months agomessage-square1fedilink
Fabulous LanceEnglish · 3 months agoI still prank call peoplemessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareI still prank call peopleFabulous LanceEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square1fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 3 months agoI fucking hate Matt Gaetzmessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up115
arrow-up115message-squareI fucking hate Matt GaetzAliceMAEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square1fedilink
Fabulous LanceEnglish · 3 months agoI've been secretly using my roommate's expensive face cream for monthsmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareI've been secretly using my roommate's expensive face cream for monthsFabulous LanceEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square0fedilink
CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 5 months agoTrue confession- I upvote every post with a 0 rating. Dont judge me.lemm.eeimagemessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up110
arrow-up110imageTrue confession- I upvote every post with a 0 rating. Dont judge me.lemm.eeCRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square1fedilink
Kendra English · edit-25 months agoI farted an SBD once at a party, everyone thought it was my overweight female friend, and I just went with it.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up15
arrow-up15message-squareI farted an SBD once at a party, everyone thought it was my overweight female friend, and I just went with it.plus-squareKendra English · edit-25 months agomessage-square3fedilink
Kendra English · 5 months agoI smeared dog shit on to my neighbors car door handle when I was 16 because they didn't invite me to their pool party.message-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up17
arrow-up17message-squareI smeared dog shit on to my neighbors car door handle when I was 16 because they didn't invite me to their pool party.Kendra English · 5 months agomessage-square7fedilink
krakenwagenEnglish · 5 months agoI dont get along with ppl so i get banned from almost every social mediaplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up16
arrow-up16message-squareI dont get along with ppl so i get banned from almost every social mediaplus-squarekrakenwagenEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square18fedilink
Kendra English · 5 months agoI had sex with one of my bosses at an old job, and quit the day after because I was too embarrassed to see him after we slept togethermessage-squaremessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up122
arrow-up122message-squareI had sex with one of my bosses at an old job, and quit the day after because I was too embarrassed to see him after we slept togetherKendra English · 5 months agomessage-square10fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 5 months agoI use to only watch horror movies when I was drunk because they're too scary while sobermessage-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up18
arrow-up18message-squareI use to only watch horror movies when I was drunk because they're too scary while soberAliceMAEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square6fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 5 months agoI use to steal stickers from the grocery store when I was like 6 or 7plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up15
arrow-up15message-squareI use to steal stickers from the grocery store when I was like 6 or 7plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square5fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 5 months agoI haven't vaccumed in 2 weeksmessage-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up18
arrow-up18message-squareI haven't vaccumed in 2 weeksAliceMAEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square6fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 10 months agoI down vote every picture post in the kindroid community on redditplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up15
arrow-up10message-squareI down vote every picture post in the kindroid community on redditplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square3fedilink
wigglehardEnglish · 1 year agoWhen I was 15 years old, I smoked a weed joint with a five year old boymessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareWhen I was 15 years old, I smoked a weed joint with a five year old boywigglehardEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
wigglehardEnglish · 1 year agoA girl in a wheelchair asked me to be her prom date and I stood her up so I could work a four hour shift at a grocery storeplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareA girl in a wheelchair asked me to be her prom date and I stood her up so I could work a four hour shift at a grocery storeplus-squarewigglehardEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
wigglehardEnglish · 1 year agoIn high school, I took my math teacher’s grade book home with me and burned it in a trashcanmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squareIn high school, I took my math teacher’s grade book home with me and burned it in a trashcanwigglehardEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
wigglehardEnglish · edit-21 year agoOne time I punched my dad and he fell over in his pants fell to the floor to his feetplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareOne time I punched my dad and he fell over in his pants fell to the floor to his feetplus-squarewigglehardEnglish · edit-21 year agomessage-square0fedilink
