Universal MonkEnglish · 3 months agoI workout for pure vanity. Health is just a side-effect.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareI workout for pure vanity. Health is just a side-effect.plus-squareUniversal MonkEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square2linkfedilink
🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 4 months agoIm upvoting every Nicole post.message-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down10
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-squareIm upvoting every Nicole post.🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square1linkfedilink
🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 5 months agoI once cut open a Yak in order to crawl into its intestines for body warmth.message-squaremessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down10
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-squareI once cut open a Yak in order to crawl into its intestines for body warmth.🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square5linkfedilink
Universal MonkEnglish · edit-27 months agoLied about my plans during my mid-year review to get a raise, even though I intended to retire 3 months later.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up118arrow-down10
arrow-up118arrow-down1message-squareLied about my plans during my mid-year review to get a raise, even though I intended to retire 3 months later.plus-squareUniversal MonkEnglish · edit-27 months agomessage-square4linkfedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 8 months agoI have a thing for color coordinationmessage-squaremessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down10
arrow-up15arrow-down1message-squareI have a thing for color coordinationAliceMAEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square3linkfedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 8 months agoI go to Sleep at 3pm most daysmessage-squaremessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareI go to Sleep at 3pm most daysAliceMAEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square5linkfedilink
Fabulous LanceEnglish · 9 months agoI still prank call peoplemessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareI still prank call peopleFabulous LanceEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 9 months agoI fucking hate Matt Gaetzmessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up115arrow-down10
arrow-up115arrow-down1message-squareI fucking hate Matt GaetzAliceMAEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square1linkfedilink
Fabulous LanceEnglish · 9 months agoI've been secretly using my roommate's expensive face cream for monthsmessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareI've been secretly using my roommate's expensive face cream for monthsFabulous LanceEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 11 months agoTrue confession- I upvote every post with a 0 rating. Dont judge me.lemm.eeimagemessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down10
arrow-up110arrow-down1imageTrue confession- I upvote every post with a 0 rating. Dont judge me.lemm.ee🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square1linkfedilink
Kendra English · edit-211 months agoI farted an SBD once at a party, everyone thought it was my overweight female friend, and I just went with it.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down10
arrow-up15arrow-down1message-squareI farted an SBD once at a party, everyone thought it was my overweight female friend, and I just went with it.plus-squareKendra English · edit-211 months agomessage-square3linkfedilink
Kendra English · 11 months agoI smeared dog shit on to my neighbors car door handle when I was 16 because they didn't invite me to their pool party.message-squaremessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down10
arrow-up17arrow-down1message-squareI smeared dog shit on to my neighbors car door handle when I was 16 because they didn't invite me to their pool party.Kendra English · 11 months agomessage-square5linkfedilink
Kendra English · 11 months agoI had sex with one of my bosses at an old job, and quit the day after because I was too embarrassed to see him after we slept togethermessage-squaremessage-square10linkfedilinkarrow-up122arrow-down10
arrow-up122arrow-down1message-squareI had sex with one of my bosses at an old job, and quit the day after because I was too embarrassed to see him after we slept togetherKendra English · 11 months agomessage-square10linkfedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 11 months agoI use to only watch horror movies when I was drunk because they're too scary while sobermessage-squaremessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down10
arrow-up18arrow-down1message-squareI use to only watch horror movies when I was drunk because they're too scary while soberAliceMAEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square5linkfedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 11 months agoI use to steal stickers from the grocery store when I was like 6 or 7plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down10
arrow-up15arrow-down1message-squareI use to steal stickers from the grocery store when I was like 6 or 7plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square5linkfedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 1 year agoI haven't vaccumed in 2 weeksmessage-squaremessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down10
arrow-up18arrow-down1message-squareI haven't vaccumed in 2 weeksAliceMAEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square5linkfedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 1 year agoI down vote every picture post in the kindroid community on redditplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down15
arrow-up10arrow-down1message-squareI down vote every picture post in the kindroid community on redditplus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square3linkfedilink
wigglehardBannedEnglish · 2 years agoWhen I was 15 years old, I smoked a weed joint with a five year old boymessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareWhen I was 15 years old, I smoked a weed joint with a five year old boywigglehardBannedEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square0linkfedilink
wigglehardBannedEnglish · 2 years agoA girl in a wheelchair asked me to be her prom date and I stood her up so I could work a four hour shift at a grocery storeplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareA girl in a wheelchair asked me to be her prom date and I stood her up so I could work a four hour shift at a grocery storeplus-squarewigglehardBannedEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square0linkfedilink
wigglehardBannedEnglish · 2 years agoIn high school, I took my math teacher’s grade book home with me and burned it in a trashcanmessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareIn high school, I took my math teacher’s grade book home with me and burned it in a trashcanwigglehardBannedEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square0linkfedilink
