white_fox34English · 2 days agoWhy don't bananas ever feel lonely?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareWhy don't bananas ever feel lonely?plus-squarewhite_fox34English · 2 days agomessage-square0fedilink
white_fox34English · 3 days agoWhy do ducks have feathers?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up19
arrow-up19message-squareWhy do ducks have feathers?plus-squarewhite_fox34English · 3 days agomessage-square1fedilink
white_fox34English · 4 days agoWhat do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up19
arrow-up19message-squareWhat do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?plus-squarewhite_fox34English · 4 days agomessage-square0fedilink
white_fox34English · 5 days agoWhy did the stadium get hot?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up15
arrow-up15message-squareWhy did the stadium get hot?plus-squarewhite_fox34English · 5 days agomessage-square0fedilink
white_fox34English · 7 days agoWhy don't skeletons fight over candy?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up15
arrow-up15message-squareWhy don't skeletons fight over candy?plus-squarewhite_fox34English · 7 days agomessage-square1fedilink
white_fox34English · 6 days agoWhy did the cyclist bring a ladder to the race?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareWhy did the cyclist bring a ladder to the race?plus-squarewhite_fox34English · 6 days agomessage-square0fedilink
white_fox34English · 8 days agoWhat do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-squareWhat do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?plus-squarewhite_fox34English · 8 days agomessage-square0fedilink
white_fox34English · 8 days agoWhy do cows have bells?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up19
arrow-up19message-squareWhy do cows have bells?plus-squarewhite_fox34English · 8 days agomessage-square0fedilink
white_fox34English · 9 days agoWhy did the scarecrow win an award?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up19
arrow-up19message-squareWhy did the scarecrow win an award?plus-squarewhite_fox34English · 9 days agomessage-square1fedilink
white_fox34English · 10 days agoWhy don't scientists trust stairs?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up15
arrow-up15message-squareWhy don't scientists trust stairs?plus-squarewhite_fox34English · 10 days agomessage-square0fedilink
white_fox34English · 11 days agoWhy are ghosts such bad liars?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up19
arrow-up19message-squareWhy are ghosts such bad liars?plus-squarewhite_fox34English · 11 days agomessage-square0fedilink
white_fox34English · 11 days agoWhy did the barber win the race?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up15
arrow-up15message-squareWhy did the barber win the race?plus-squarewhite_fox34English · 11 days agomessage-square0fedilink
white_fox34English · 12 days agoWhy can't your nose be 12 inches long?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up110
arrow-up110message-squareWhy can't your nose be 12 inches long?plus-squarewhite_fox34English · 12 days agomessage-square0fedilink
white_fox34English · 13 days agoWhy don't scientists trust atoms?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up15
arrow-up15message-squareWhy don't scientists trust atoms?plus-squarewhite_fox34English · 13 days agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 15 days agoAfter interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss as rather monosyllabic. My boss said,plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareAfter interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss as rather monosyllabic. My boss said,plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 15 days agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 15 days agoI was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareI was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card.plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 15 days agomessage-square2fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 18 days agoWhat's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up15
arrow-up15message-squareWhat's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 18 days agomessage-square2fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 19 days agoA hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareA hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home.plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 19 days agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 23 days agoA string walks into a bar and ask the waiter for a beer.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareA string walks into a bar and ask the waiter for a beer.plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 23 days agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMAEnglish · 1 month agoThese are actual answers on a McDonald's application submitted by a 17 year old kid someplace in Florida. They actually hired him too. I think this kid's gonna go far...plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up18
arrow-up18message-squareThese are actual answers on a McDonald's application submitted by a 17 year old kid someplace in Florida. They actually hired him too. I think this kid's gonna go far...plus-squareAliceMAEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square3fedilink
